Testicle Crack

Whenever a male's spouse shoves one or both testicles down their own ass crack, causing either extreme pain or orgasmic pleasure.

My girlfriend and I were getting frisky last night and all the sudden she gave me the testicle crack. I usually hate it but this time it was pretty great.

by Big Toe Licker January 6, 2016

Crack some beans

Making an Italian wanna have sexy time

The girl is looking to crack some beans

by Gingerbreadboi April 16, 2024

Cracked

My friend justin is very cracked

This is my friend justin he's already taken, and he's cracked at fortnite my guy. huuuuuuuuu

by ButtCheekBanger January 12, 2021

Crack snack

The act of licking or sucking or making out with the rim of your partner's anus to provide sexual pleasure and release.

Hey girl, you hungry for some crack snack after the Mumford concert?

by fantasticmsfox January 1, 2018

Crack of the egg

A joke that would only be funny 2 the person telling it and they know its not funny 2 anyone else. The crack of the egg at the end is them trying 2 make it funny.

Guy 1: You've got 2 be kitten me!
Guy 2: Wow...
Guy 1: Crack of the egg (knee slap)
Guy 2: Dude, just no!!

by Reth_b_! July 3, 2016

Crack demon

A person who turns evil after smoking crack and the action that they take in an evil manor is stealing everyone else's crack cocaine.

Darn where's my shit at I bet that crack demon sunny took it!

by T baggz September 18, 2022

Crush Crack

The crackhead behavior that comes to a person once they have developed a crush

Ex: Bro he’s so dusty, abby benitez is fr on crush crack

by crackheadtingz September 15, 2019