Anal Crack

The are of space in between the two but cheeks (also known as butt cheeks, or ass clapers). Offten used as a jokeing, or nonoffencive, insult.

1. My anal crack is so sore from that huge crap I just took!

2. Dave: Wow your so stupid! I cant belive you fell for that!
Mike: Ha! Ha! Shut up you anal crack!

by n es November 6, 2010

Crack Dribbler

Them femboys whose ass be so tight that they let out all that nice juicy gay cock cum.

My buddy Bob is a crack dribbler in bed

by Sancker March 16, 2019

crack missile

When you can see an inch of crack above someone's thong sticking out of her pants and it looks like their thong is getting ready to torpedo itself into their ass.

The woman at the pool has a crack missile sticking out of her shorts.

by Jknowsgreen December 21, 2014

crack one

to smoke marijuana specifically a blunt as one has to "crack" a blunt before it can be rolled.

"Yo, come over my house and let's crack one"

by Back of the Yards July 26, 2009

Crack Falls

Slang for Great Falls, Montana as it's full of crackheads

Stay classy Crack Falls

by Doc_archangel July 9, 2023

Sour crack kid

When you place sour patch kids into your parters ass cheeks, (hence the “crack” portion of the name) and proceed to have them attempt to launch them into your mouth. If you wish, it can be played like a game. Whomever catches the most candies wins, with the loser having to eat the others ass.

“We were havin such a great time eating each others ass, until the sour crack kid to too competitive.”

by Juicekaboos February 2, 2019

Crack-ti-vated

Someone who can’t do anything unless they have smoked crack

Stee-devon Went to pick Denayshay up to take her to Costco and she was still in bed when he got there. So Stee-devon whipped out a crack pipe and gave it to Denayshay and straight after she smoked it she shot out of bed and was ready in 2.4 minutes. It’s like the crack had motivated her and she had become Crack-ti-vated

by Allthepseudonymsichoosearegone July 24, 2021