chicken run

To perform the chicken-run:
1. Get friend drunk/stoned.
2. Tie their hands in front of them.
3. Peel down their pants at the back just enough so their crack is showing.
4. Insert a small strip of toilet paper into the victim...i mean, friend's brown baby boy button.
5. Set fire to aforementioned TP and, since their hands are tied up so they cant reach back to put it out, they run around for a while like a chicken.
6. Watch and chuckle. Filming the ordeal is good blackmail.

"ok, when hotpopulardrunkchick passes out, we'll chickenrun her"

by Sparkolophogus November 26, 2003

Chicken shit

saying that you are going to move and/or visit Texas, but you are scared and make excuses.

"Damn, JP, your friend is a chiken shit!!"

by Amanda aka Wigs March 15, 2005

chicken scratch

Bad speed made from chicken feed

My freind makes chicken scratch in his bathtub

by UFO! January 23, 2004

Chicken Wing

What Ryan calls his girlfriend Lowin on occasion.

o0o0o hello Chicken Wing!

by Tyler Durden September 25, 2004

chicken coop

When you have sex with a farmer and he takes a chicken and fingers it. Then the chicken lays eggs and you stick them up her ass. After, she poops out scrambled eggs. Enjoy.

Dude, last night, i had a fresh cooked chicken coop meal!

by Farmer Dan Joe Kraziski Poop April 9, 2009

chicken mcnublet

Food often eaten by nubs

Chris eats too many chicken mcnublets.

by fuck November 19, 2003

Silky chicken

Raw chicken that has been wrapped in plastic and is for sale at safeway

I unwrapped the raw silky chicken breast and rolled the silkyness in the bread crumbles

by Jordan 54545 May 7, 2007