cream blower

i ate a giant pancake with whipped cream and the whipped cream blowed out of my mouth, my friend called me a “cream blower!”😂

wow johnny! that was a big cream blower there!

by meeeekkkmoooop September 27, 2020

Maple cream pie

When you cream pie in a girl while using maple syrup as lube

Girl I’m going to maple cream pie in you tonight

by anonymous April 27, 2025

Cream

Salty white shit that comes out of a penis

Friend: why r u so hot
Me: bc u make me cream

by Thaniggaslyer200 June 29, 2022

gone off sun cream

When it looks like bird poo.

Gone off sun cream tastes like bird poo.

by Debskelly1985 May 29, 2023

cream pants

a sexy man with tons of cream in his pants (wink wink)

Have you met cream pants yet? he’s so hot

by chronikz January 25, 2022

Cream

The weirdest way to say money.

"This is a robbery! Hand over your cream!"

by youcantusethisusername December 20, 2023

Cream Trencher

A Cream Trencher is a black man in a fashionable trench coat who is in charge of drenching Toaster Dippers with cream.

Toaster Dipper: God, I wish I had twelve Cream Trenchers here to drench me in cream.
12 Cream Trenchers: Hello.

by Awesome Ari October 23, 2023