Cock-monkey

1. (insult) Somebody who would rather take a meat injection up the shitter than stand up for himself or others.

2. (insult) Somebody who loves taking cock up the back passage more than anything else on earth.

3. (insult) Generally a bit of a tit.

"Hey there goes that fucking 'cock-monkey' Johnny, Let's douse him in oil and set fire to him!

"I hate Harold, he's such a cock-monkey."

by soulspinner July 15, 2006

cut cock

A circumcized penis, one who's business has been surgically "touched" and/or altered. LOL

He shoved his cut cock in my face.

by toekneee January 4, 2012

Cock whore

Someone who loves cock.

"you cock whore"

by Jerad October 8, 2003

Cock Block

Cock Blocking is when someone or something prevents a man from "getting some" or "hitting that"

I was about to take Jamie back to my place to seal the deal but I was swiftly cock blocked when my friend Mike didn't have a ride home.

by Sean Feeney August 16, 2007

Kilt Cock

When ya cock hangs out the bottom of your kilt.

Josli: Brenda look over there terrys got a kilt cock!

Brenda: My god its huge!

by KrRnWi October 1, 2008

cock chops

Secret snowboarding term used when your mate has made a complete mug of themselves on the piste. From this day forward there's no return for them and they will forever be know as a cock chop.

"Where's Tim?"

"Who?"

"Tim"

"Oh you mean cock chops?, he's at the bar"

"Oi, cock chops, get us a beer"

by Ulrich Schnauss March 25, 2008

Fruit Cock

That annoying group of kids at your school that act like smart asses and always get good grades. Most of the time correct everything you say, and, or, are afraid of fighting. Basically, an EXTREME know-it-all or geek.

"Technically, that is not correct."

"My ass, you fruit cock."

by xxsmile4me May 27, 2009