Bird police

An organization policing birds

"Hello 911 a bird just stole my baby"
"Stay calm ma'am a bird police officer is on the way"

by Officer.falcon December 6, 2018

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Mama bird

Mama bird is the act of regurgitating semen into another person's mouth.

I bet those two Mama bird each other when one misses out on giving the foreman a BJ.

by Wonky Wordsmith February 2, 2021

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A British term meaning "your girl", as in your girlfriend. Usually said as a insult to a friend about their partner in a similar way to a yo mama joke where "yer bird" is portrayed with very charva or manlike tendencies or traits.

A: "You're shit mate"
B:"Suck your mum, yer bird puts quality street on her satnav"

by ElliotwithoneT August 31, 2025

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Baby Bird

When you kiss a girl and then find out that she blew your buddy earlier in the night.

Dude! That girl that blew me in the back of the bar just made out with Todd, she gave him the Baby Bird!

by Chicago Red Army April 5, 2017

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hoagie's little black pussy bird

1) A phrase which describes how unbelievably high you are.

2) A really jiffy phrase created by the gifted duo that brought you "puffy" and "scatalogically gifted"

"How's that shit man?"
"Great, dude.. I was higher than Hoagie's little black pussy bird!"

by Imhunglikeahorse(fly) September 19, 2022

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