Dick slapping totem pole

When your poop reaches the bottom of the toilet and standing on its own and then proceeds to fall forward slapping the back of your penis.

The brown stains are not skid marks. Those marks are obviously from a dick slapping totem pole!

by Hardwoodnhammr July 29, 2023

Slap a soccer player day

Any soccer player you see slap them on November 6th

Me: Hey you know what today is
Friend: Slap a soccer player day

by SQUISHY WONTON October 29, 2019

national slap demi day

august 10

happy national slap demi day

by a person that don't like ava August 8, 2021

Slap a Mexican midget day

Pretty self explanatory. Slap your short Mexican friends. You get a free slap pass.

“Hey it’s November 1st, you know what that means”
“No but November?”

“No! It’s national slap a Mexican midget day!”
“Fuck you gerald”

by Dummybro November 1, 2022

Slap Animal Name 2020

If someone has the nickname of an animal, this is the year you slap 'em without permission poll

Slap Animal Name 2020

by ThatMooseyyMan January 29, 2020

Slap your smart friend

On December 11 you must slap your friend that has straight As.

For a special best friend.
Slap your smart friend

by Forcitlali December 10, 2019

National slap ass week

You may slap or GRAB anyone’s ass no percussions the week of November 2-6

Ya I got to slap her ass it’s national slap ass week

by The perv from Pakistan November 6, 2020