Dick slapping totem pole

When your poop reaches the bottom of the toilet and standing on its own and then proceeds to fall forward slapping the back of your penis.

The brown stains are not skid marks. Those marks are obviously from a dick slapping totem pole!

by Hardwoodnhammr July 29, 2023

slap jayden's ass day

if you see any jayden of the sorts you slap his ass 5 time's

it's slap jayden's ass day we gonna slap your ass jayden

by norace October 6, 2022

National Titty Slap Day

On April 15 is National Titty Slap Day. You have to slap as many titties as you can.

“Oh my god, today’s National Titty Slap Day! How many titties do you think you’re going to slap?”

by Caleb Whitzman April 12, 2019

Toronto style bitch slap

A back alley handjob

Listen up assholes. Gonna be in town mid May. Available to deliver bitch slaps Toronto style to the highest bidder!
Nobody does a Toronto style bitch slap like Gary does

by Jammerman79 April 8, 2019

National Slap Ass Friday

NATIONAL SLAP ASS FRIDAY Is on every Friday girls and boys go around and slap as many asses as possible!!!

Boy: slap

Girls: why did u slap my ass
Boy: It’s NATIONAL SLAP ASS FRIDAY

by TikTok: BlueFace mini/ Kyler October 16, 2019

National Keelie Slap Day

Everyday, is SLAP KEELIE DAY! WOOP WOOP

"National Keelie Slap Day is forever, and ever!"

by iiiiiiiiiiiiooooooaaaaaa February 7, 2022

Slap a Mexican midget day

Pretty self explanatory. Slap your short Mexican friends. You get a free slap pass.

“Hey it’s November 1st, you know what that means”
“No but November?”

“No! It’s national slap a Mexican midget day!”
“Fuck you gerald”

by Dummybro November 1, 2022