may 20th

national social tourist day

“hey what’s on may 20th?”
“it’s social tourists birthday!”

by leia @dameluzed May 20, 2022

May 2

sit on niggas lap day

Damn bro you heard its may 2? shorddys all tryna sit on my lap now

by notvinz April 30, 2022

MAY 21

Porch monkeys are born on this day

May 21 happy birthday Rez

by HD’s firjrnfjcjrjnr March 10, 2022

Step-Mai

A hottie with a flamethrower and a shit ton of disturbing things to say and send.

Person: Hey there Step-Mai
Step-Mai: You looking like sexy bread gurl

by Anime_Waifuu February 1, 2021

May 17

A beautiful,shy,loving girl. She tried her best at drawing but still sucks at it. If you ever asked her out her big,strong💪🏽,and very handsome boyfriend Vash will tell you to “fuck off mate”(She also harasses Vash because of his dumpy)

Wow she is amazing! Her boyfriend is thicker than her did you know her birthday is on May 17

by Mylittlepomy76 November 23, 2021

11th may

if you were born on this day you’re a fucking legend, you’re kind, beautiful, smart, hot and all that. never forget that

someone: omg that girl over there is so cool why?
me: she’s born on the 11th may that’s why
someone: okay then i understand

by idontlikeyouhusysojunoj November 24, 2021

Mai

She knows everyone and everyone know her. She's a simple person to understand and can always be caught in a lie. Always easy to forgive and doesn't like to hold grudges because she has a somewhat positive outlook on life. Mai LOVES to LAUGH and makes the people around her laugh. Mai wants to find a true wonderful love one day and will not be fully satisfied with her life until she has found that. She always wants what she cant have to get.

Boy: I really like Mai, shes so fun to talk to

Boy2: I know shes pretty cute man, you should ask her out

by Loöza December 2, 2019