Housefly

A kind of annoying internet troll that behaves like house flies.

Like flies, housefly trolls are experts of literally having a whole wide internet but come onto your space, pretend to not know how they got there, and now pretend they can’t get out while they literally avoid the open doors and windows by continuing to scroll.

Troll: ugh how did this get in my feed? Block me
You: you’re acting like a housefly, troll.

by @Uppity_Negress_ July 30, 2024

House-Bastard

Noun
-A millennial male or female that bought a house pre-covid/2019, and loves to inform everyone around them.

Verb
- The act of not leaving the house, when someone ask you to do something, just to gloat about the fact you have a house.

Man 1- Hey bro I will come pick you up? what your address.
Man 2 - Still at my parents place
Man 1 - Ohh you still live at home, I actually just got into the market before 2019 and my house had quad tripled in price in the last 24 hours. sucks to be you.

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Friend 1 - hey man wanna go outside today

Fiends 2 - nahh why I've got a house, why would I ever go outside again.
Friend 1 - Your such a House-Bastard

by JoblessDerrick (House-Bastard) August 16, 2024

House Tango

A Tango that has grown accustomed to the indoor lifestyle. Would not cut it out in the "Fields" as they have been disconnected from their roots for too long. Typically Black in nature.

"He a House Tango"

by The Realest Professor August 20, 2024

house tango

A Tango that has grown accustom to the indoor lifestyle. Taskings usually require cleaning, cake walking, serving food. This Tango would not fair well in the "Fields" as he has lost his ability to work outside. Typically black in nature.

"OH, that guy? He a House Tango?"

by The Realest Professor August 21, 2024

house tango

A Tango that has grown accustom to the indoor lifestyle. Taskings usually require cleaning, cake walking, serving food. This Tango would not fair well in the "Fields" as he has lost his ability to work outside. Typically black in nature.

"We all know teshaun is a House Tango"

by The Realest Professor August 21, 2024

House of International Vegans

A Discord server also known as HIVegans and possibly the worst Discord server I have been in. The owners and moderators for the server are a bunch of feminazis, communists and racists (towards white people mainly). They'll call anyone who eats meat fat, or if they lose an argument against an omnivore. You'd think the owner and mods would set a good example, but that's far from the case. Mod abuse is present in the server and I'm living proof of that because one of the moderators lost an argument against me and got the bot to mute me for "700 years" which means I could not message in the server, so there was no point in being there anymore, not that I'd want to be in a server with a bunch of Woke SJWs.

Don't go to House of International Vegans if you want to learn more about veganism. It's a very bad environment for those who want to learn more about veganism or join a server with fellow vegans.

by UltimateDoge January 7, 2025

House of Sprits

Also known as the voices, bullshit or the bullshit machine it is a game the Officers and CPOs in the Coast Guard use to get fragmented phrases through repetition in your mind. Mainly used as a put down or to scare someone out of the service. It first started in Sector San Juan.

Chief: You know what they are using on him right?

JO: Yes, “house of sprits” or using the voice machine ie electronic harassment to scare him out of advancement again. Hahahaha.

by Cats are all gray now January 10, 2025