A variation of the wet Willy. When one has diarrhea and puts one's finger into it, then immediately inserts said finger into someone else's ear. After performing the Wet Wonka, one should comment that the other person "cant hear shit"
by PirateHookerx3 October 3, 2019
Get the Wet Wonkamug. 1. When a gay/queer male tries vagina for the first time.
2. An undercover straight male. A straight male posing as gay.
2. An undercover straight male. A straight male posing as gay.
Due to the pressures of solidarity or fear of being disowned by the LGBTQ community Jared is afraid to come out as straight. He is a wet peacock.
Jared is known to be gay, but had sex with Vanessa. It was his first time having heterosexual intercourse. He is a wet peacock.
Jared is known to be gay, but had sex with Vanessa. It was his first time having heterosexual intercourse. He is a wet peacock.
by Serious Jorge September 3, 2019
Get the wet peacockmug. A highly debated topic on the internet that will probably be the cause of WIII. Retards believe lava can be wet while dumbasses believe lava cannot be wet.
by soulessbones January 20, 2022
Get the Wet Lavamug. When you take a messy shit but don’t have any wet wipes. So you jerk off into the toilet paper and wipe your ass
by Damon184 June 11, 2025
Get the San Francisco wet wipemug. When you offer someone $20 for a striptease involving cold water. But the twenty must be able to stick onto their wet nipples.
by Koho23 August 28, 2018
Get the Wet $20mug. The wet paper towel is an annoying phrase in UK schools. Particularly middle and primary. That feeling when you tell your teacher to go call the nurse because you have got a really sore leg and the nurse just gives you a WET PAPER TOWEL and expects it to be better is just so unbelievable.
Miss can you call the nurse?
Nurse comes...
My leg hurts
Nurse gives wet paper towel. bye!!
Me in head: how tf...
Nurse comes...
My leg hurts
Nurse gives wet paper towel. bye!!
Me in head: how tf...
by What ya dickhead July 26, 2024
Get the Wet paper towelmug. A wet snap is a snap I that is not a dry snap. One that has feelings and/or emotions conveyed through the snap.
by Sourplumyes October 13, 2022
Get the wet snapmug.