Two squirrels screwing in a wool sock

The hottest of days in the humid summer of Tulsa Oklahoma.

It's as hot as two squirrels screwing in a wool sock outside

by Tidfl3s April 5, 2024

two cocks of the same foreskin

Two guys whose egos are so huge they share the same foreskin stroking each other's ego until they bust a nut while staring into the other's eyes.

Danny and Ricky are two cocks of the same foreskin.

by BDJ1225 July 26, 2024

Chucking twos

To throw two fingers up in a peace sign.

She sent me a picture of her chucking twos.

by FuzzyPanda16 February 25, 2019

Two and an Ankle

A cliche regarding the two mystery objects (implications can be unknown or subjective to the specific scenario at hand) accompanied by the part between the calf and the heel which are intended on being hastily and forcefully inserted into another individual's anus.

To Addy's sarcastic remark, Billy stated that he would sure give her two and an Ankle if she kept up that sassy attitude.

by EggBoii December 5, 2022

Two Buck Chick

A pseudo-sophisticated female who enjoys cheap wine as well as a penis sliding down her throat. Can be abbreviated to TBC

Mary: Give me some more wine! I'm feeling frisky.
Steve: Shut up, Mary! You're being a total two buck chick.

by $2 Chuck February 12, 2014

two dotting

When someone is sharing their screen on discord with bad internet or another problem so the watcher says the only thing they can see are two dots.

STUPID ASS I CANT SEE YOUR STREAM YOU TWO DOTTING ME

WHY ARE YOU TWO DOTTING

STOP TWO DOTTING ME

by gustavcannon January 14, 2024

two-hour delay

the second greatest thing next to a snow day. Sure you still have to go to school, but you get to sleep in for two more hours.

There was a two-hour delay so I got an extra two hour sleep.

by Batmangirl January 28, 2014