Titty Tac Toe

When you play Tic Tac Toe on some nice titties

Person 1: Dude you won't believe this

Person 2: What's up bro?

Person 1: She asked me to play some Titty Tac Toe at her house tonight dude!

Person 2: No way bro, Big score for you

by KingHobo21 February 27, 2022

Left Titty Syndrome

When a women has an ingrown left titty that lays on the ground.

Jackson: WOAH!! Her titty is on the ground dude!

Emily: Yeah, she's got left titty syndrome.

by JustANOTHERdudeIDK February 27, 2022

Legitty on my titties

When something is legit to the point where your titties start to bounce

This shit legitty on my titties

by Cryxal_Rxses March 1, 2022

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow

when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.

Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.

by lauferslaxatives March 4, 2022

Hanzo Titties

When a well-built man has soft, squishy, and jiggly pectoral muscles like a woman, but only masculine ones like those of Hanzo Shimada from Overwatch.

Zeus: it's not fair, Poseidon has Hanzo Titties!!

Poseidon: Hanzo what!?

by AngieDark January 28, 2026

Titty shits

titty shits (n.)
The explosive, uncontrollable diarrhea that occurs immediately after someone aggressively motorboats you during sex, usually because they just chugged half a bottle of cheap rosé and three shots of Fireball on an empty stomach.

"Bro, I was deep in a titty-fuck with this chick from the bar when she suddenly clenched, let out this demonic gurgle, and gave me the wettest, warmest titty shits of my entire life—straight-up turned my chest into a goddamn crime scene while she moaned like nothing happened."

by Xanderbadger February 25, 2026