My Pockets Are Swollen: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My Pockets Are Swollen: The First Juvenile Release

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian February 2, 2025

pocket cookies

The act of sexual intercourse while holding the female’s hair as she hurls in the toilet.

Sarah is in rough shape after all those drinks. I’ll take her back to the room for some pocket cookies.

by optical Dr. February 24, 2024

Hot pocket

When a man fucks a woman at such a fast rate her cooch becomes a flaming hot pouch. Just like a hot pocket

Person1: I heard Axel gave Bethany a hot pocket
Person2: Well yeah No Nut November just ended

by BearEggs December 26, 2018

Fupa Hot Pocket

The fat folds between a woman's belly thats filled with lint and sweat.

Kate's fupa Hot Pocket was nasty and smelled like sweat.

by Pookie01201 September 9, 2021

Like leaderfin pockets

Used to describe anything that's shitty and/or poorly constructed

Origin: Leaderfins is a company selling and supplying very affordable freediving fins/blades. they would be a good choice if it wasn't for their worthless footpockets that dramatically reduces power transfer between your foot and the blade

The new movie was like leaderfin pockets

by Scious December 23, 2017

Pocket python

Two gay males put there hand in each other pocket and sees who get a boner first

Hey dude want to play pocket python

by Notthebuilder January 16, 2014

Pocket Ultra

A twink who loves other femboys greatly

So he became a pocket ultra when he laid eyes on him

by Anonymousguy October 2, 2025