Death

the only thing guarantied in life

that homework was the death of me

by secret phyco May 14, 2019

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Death Choke

Where you an a group of friends start joking around and laughing, until you, or a friend start choking from laughing so hard. Then after you or your friend stops choking, they make a stone cold face like they just died

Oh wow, she just death choked..

by BrookieRose24 July 5, 2016

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death douche

Someone who has to tell everyone about who just died.

- Hey dude, Jerry Lewis died. I can't believe it. So sad.
- you are such a death douche. You're not upset that he died, you just wanted to be the first to let me know.

by PlugYourBlogDotCom September 7, 2017

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Death dust

noun

1) electrolyte drink mix made by water company Liquid Death
2) Cocaine

Death dust? Take it from me, don't snort that stuff!

by johnzilla1126 February 13, 2025

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Death Udders

When you go to milk a cow with appendicitis, sit down and grab an udder.. The appendix bursts. The cow shudders and crumples to the floor squeezing its udders between the floor and trapping your arms inbetween them. The moment of squishy impact the udders explode resulting in a mass of milk, appendix juice and gushing anal fluids spraying in your eyes and in your mouth. All this is too much for your body to handle so it comes out of your ass the other end and shoots you upwards.. snapping your neck and killing the both of you instantly.

Go suck on some death udders.

by GUSHING ANAL BADGER December 14, 2010

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