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Who's Joe Mama?

The ultimate pro gamer move dodge. The reverse card against the "Joe Mama" card. So powerful and unexpected they piss their pants and shirt.
-"Do you know about Joe"
-"Who's Joe?"
-"JOE MAMA!!"
-"Who's Joe Mama?"
-"NANI!!"
by Heating Shower Water... October 29, 2019
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Black Guy Joe

Black guy joe got kicked out of a room full of thugs because he was wearing a speedo
by Kaotix October 29, 2007
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Creepy Joe

A term used to describe someone who sniffs women and children, usually while on camera. It's named after Joe Biden who's documented to have sniffed women and children while on camera.
Look at Thomas, he's such a creepy Joe.
by TheUrbanSchollar December 31, 2020
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billie joe armstrong

A very talented musician, who plays guitar, drums, harmonica, mandolin and piano (and i'm sure a whole lot more). He is the lead singer of a musically talented band called Green Day. He's been singing since he was about 4 and I have to admit the singing has paid off. He's got one of the best rocker voices known to man! He writes most of the songs for Green Day and is very good with that!
He is married and has 2 kids and I find it very disturbing that 14 year old girls are turned on by a 34 year old happily married man with kids. Find someone your own age!
Teen : Omg i love Billie joe armstrong he is like my future husband!
Me : You know he's married right?
Teen : What? Your kidding right?
Me : Nope, plus he's got 2 kids!
Teen : No my life has ended!!!!
Me : For gods sake.. he's 34! and your 14!!!
Teen : So?
Me : What has this world come to?!!!!
by gdlun May 16, 2006
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Joe the Plumber

A plumber of 12 years who demostrated concern to Obama since he wanted to purchase his plumbing business which made more than $250,000/year, and would thus be subject to higher taxes under Obama's tax plan. He claimed that the increase in taxes stopped him from pursuing the business since he wouldn't be able to afford his workers. In the third presidential debate, McCaine referenced Joe the Plumber to express how Obama's tax reform will affect small business owners like Joe. This caused a lot of media attention towards "Joe the Plumber", and Joe Biden recently expressed his lack of concern towards "Joe the Plumber" by saying most plumbers do not make $250,000/year.
Joe the Plumber is an example of how middle class citizens will be affected by Obama's tax plan, but he makes up for a minority of small business owners-- according to Obama, 98% of small business makes less than $250,000/year
by JMilberoni February 21, 2009
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Erika&Joe Relationship

When two people really like each other and they always hang out , but neither one of them will ask the other out.
"Did so&so ask you out yet??""No, were in an Erika&Joe Relationship ""oh"
by fruitycupmuffin February 4, 2010
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Cotton eyed joe

The ultimate Redneck song.
As for normal people: Has a catchy tune but gets annoying after like, the 20 first seconds.
If it hadnt been for Cotton eyed joe,
I'd been married long time ago.
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton eyed joe?

If it hadnt been for cotton-eyed joe...
by Urban_Fellow June 30, 2006
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