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National Titty Slap Day

On April 15 is National Titty Slap Day. You have to slap as many titties as you can.
Oh my god, today’s National Titty Slap Day! How many titties do you think you’re going to slap?”
by Caleb Whitzman April 12, 2019
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National slap tommy day

On national slap tommy day y’all should slap a tommy u know
by My nanny is daddy April 16, 2019
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The actual slap ass day

August 30th Slap ass day is a celebration of slapping someone’s ass
The actual Slap ass day is upon us so be carful.
by BD Donatello August 29, 2019
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2nd hand Dick Slap

A second hand dick slap is when a dog licks a dick then proceeds to lick you with thy
John:awe this peanut butter must make the dog lick my dong
Dog:wtf..... oooo peanut butter
Owner: ew why does your tongue taste like dick.... I just got 2nd hand dick slapped
by Blahblahpoop March 13, 2018
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Slap your smart friend

On December 11 you must slap your friend that has straight As.
by Forcitlali December 10, 2019
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One handed selfie slap

Masturbating to images or videos on your phone with your other hand on your genitals or whatever pleasures you.
Good night, I'm giving myself the One handed selfie slap for the night.
by GGs no re 97 December 31, 2019
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Slap Animal Name 2020

If someone has the nickname of an animal, this is the year you slap 'em without permission poll
by ThatMooseyyMan January 29, 2020
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