by TheFirstHourr March 9, 2018
Get the zero two mug.A guy that no matter how obscure the subject may be always has something to say. Often comments start in the form of a question, then lead to a diatribe on how one can get stronger Abs, or just some other random non associated garbage. Sometimes the person will talk in a whisper and drive everyone insane who is trying to listen, even though nothing that is coming out of that person's food hole is worth listening to. Often these people have names, but are often referred to with just facial expressions.
Hello I am Tommy Two Cents I know about advertising on cow hormones in Africa, which is famous for its ab workouts done in the jungle, similar to how I workout my abs, can you guys hear me? I have a microphone here, but I am not going to use it, because screw you.
by captain fucko May 11, 2018
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by BernardosexyOHiggins69 May 12, 2018
Get the Getting stoned with two birds mug.When three girls decide to have an intimate relationship with two guys it's pretty much two guy best friends dream accomplishment
by Dillpickle101 February 16, 2017
Get the three girls two guys mug.A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.
by heyitzaj July 5, 2016
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by heyitzaj July 5, 2016
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