The epitome of concrete pumping excellence,. A Super Pumper is a concrete pump operator who believes every pour is a masterclass, every blockage was “the mix,” and every delay was caused by literally everyone else on site. Commonly found sitting on the pumps fender, casually swiping on Tinder, while explaining how the pour would be going smoother if anyone had listened to them.
Identified by a spotless hard hat, a story about “that one massive pour,” and the uncanny ability to deliver unsolicited advice without ever leaving the fender. Will remind you they’ve been pumping longer than you’ve been alive — even if the line is currently plugged solid.
See also: Armchair foreman, hydraulic philosopher, “I told them to add water.”
Identified by a spotless hard hat, a story about “that one massive pour,” and the uncanny ability to deliver unsolicited advice without ever leaving the fender. Will remind you they’ve been pumping longer than you’ve been alive — even if the line is currently plugged solid.
See also: Armchair foreman, hydraulic philosopher, “I told them to add water.”
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