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Chicago Hair

A term used to describe a young man who is balding or trying to hide his bald spot—often by wearing a hat. The name “Chicago Hair” comes from the windy reputation of Chicago, where a strong gust could easily blow off a hat and reveal a hidden bald patch.
Man: “Let’s go swimming on the first date—so you cant catfish me with your makeup or filters.”

Woman: “Sure! And on our second date, let’s take a walk through Chicago so the wind can snatch that hat right off your head and reveal your bald spot, How’s that sound, Chicago Hair?”
by yunggravy4 April 22, 2025
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Chicago Hair

A term used to describe a young man who is balding or trying to hide his bald spot—often by wearing a hat. The name “Chicago Hair” comes from the windy reputation of Chicago, where a strong gust could easily blow off a hat and reveal a hidden bald patch.
Man: “Let’s go swimming on the first date—so you cant catfish me with your makeup or filters.”

Woman: “Sure! And on our second date, let’s take a walk through Chicago so the wind can snatch that hat right off your head and reveal your bald spot, How’s that sound, Chicago Hair?”
by yunggravy4 April 22, 2025
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Subaru Hair

Style of Haircut most associated with Subaru driving Lesbians. Short, above the ears and normally a well defined side part. Totally or mostly grey or white.
I see that Elisabeth Warren went to the stylist and got the Subaru Hair cut.
by Hawkeye 65 May 29, 2025
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Hair fishing

When someone looks never change but the hairstyle does so it changes their appearance in certain ways depending upon the hairstyle.
Hey this girl appearance changes whenever she gets a new hairstyle have you noticed that to? Oh yeah I have noticed it especially whenever she comes into work she’s most definitely Hair Fishing
by Potatowedges June 7, 2025
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Long haired boys

People u/Ok_Pomegranate_2895 has some serious beef with.
"I love long haired boys!" -u/Ok_Pomegranate_2895

*5 minutes later*

"I HATE LONG HAIRED BOYS" -also u/Ok_Pomegranate
by ObservedBeing June 7, 2025
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<.7.9.7.6.>If My Pubic Hairs Talk To Me SO I Have An Issues WIth Individuals<.7.9.7.6.>
by GetThemOutOfYOurLife June 11, 2025
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