A turd with burnt hair

A phrase used to describe a horrifically putrid smell.

Holy shit Jenna, the garbage can smells like a turd with burnt hair on it!

by Weird Owl July 9, 2024

Hedgehog Hair

When you get a fresh trim and the back of your hair feels spikey

Your Mates: Did you finally go to the barbers?
You: Yea, I got the Hedgehog Hair again

by FloppaUrbanDictionary August 31, 2021

scissor hair

the haircut from that one Panic! photo shoot that Ryan Ross was holding scissors

the scissor hair was the best hair

by beexneedle May 31, 2018

kilt hair

dark, thick, you can grease it up nice if you need to but it is not naturally greasy

Man, that dude's got kilt hair!

by scobberlotch April 26, 2011

hair brush

It is a hair brush to brush your ugly terrible hair!

Pass me the hair brush!

by Hazzahdictionary June 27, 2022

long haired smushmuffin

Alternate name for the Shih-Tzu dog breed

Look at that adorible long haired smushmuffin! I could hug him forever

by Yipdeep November 30, 2014

Hair cheek

Stupid hore's who need to get a life.

Those hair cheeks have been with a lot of people.

by BlockRoastsPeople February 20, 2021