Facebook Probation

When Facebook punishes you by placing sanction(s) on your account to restrict what you can do instead of just putting you in Facebook Jail.

"Why didn't you comment on my post bro"

"I can't. I'm on Facebook Probation and can't comment on any posts until Monday"

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 12, 2022

Facebook

A stupid app that your mom has to post disgusting pictures of you

kid: Hey mom wyd
Mom: Chillin on Facebook
Kid: I'm moving out

by yeyeyeye john November 20, 2020

Facebook Apocalypse

The act of deleting half, or nearly half of your Facebook friends randomly and feel God

John got tired of all the shitty content in his feed so he performed a Facebook Apocalypse last night

by sociallittleman June 5, 2018

Facebook

Old people fucking haven over here.

person 1: My grandma uses facebook.
person 2: to be expected.

by Space Racist March 8, 2023

Facebook Sports

Any kind of sport you can watch or play on Facebook.

Facebook Sports always has the best baseball coverage.

by Quentin Lambert July 19, 2022

Facebook

The main reason why MySpace died and is also the hotspot for stupid boomers. Every corner, there is always a racist, anti-vaxxer, insane parent, and stupid person that love to spam emojis that is obsessed with minion memes. Minions used to be funny and adorable until boomers found them. Also don't forget it is used by the CIA, FBI, and NSA to spy on you.

Karen: Did you look at this minion meme on Facebook 😜😜😜😜
Susan: Lol yes I did so funny 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

by IdekIForgotMyName February 2, 2021

Facebook Lisa

Your Grandma that uses social media slurs or popular slang absolutely wrong.
Lisa was the number one baby name in the 60s you all have a Grandma Lisa.

She embarrasses you infront of your friends using "Karen" totally wrong or worse uses it at Walmart !

Facebook Lisa says "Ok Karen" to the African American woman asking for the manager because someone screwed up her order.

by Momunderthegun October 6, 2020