Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
When I was a kid on VoIP
I thought when I get older
I'd marry her, I told her
Now I'm 26, and I work in an office
Nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest
If I could change a single thing
I'd make it me and not him
He's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch chat
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
And even though he's got social skills
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
Anyway, make the most of him
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole (woo!)
Yeah, I've met Jared (of course, I've met Jared)
The one who took you away from me
You hit it off instantly
I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me
I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
Push against his fashion sense
I've thought about what he looks like nude
I'm not gay, though
When I was a kid on VoIP
I thought when I get older
I'd marry her, I told her
Now I'm 26, and I work in an office
Nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest
If I could change a single thing
I'd make it me and not him
He's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch chat
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
And even though he's got social skills
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
Anyway, make the most of him
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole (woo!)
Yeah, I've met Jared (of course, I've met Jared)
The one who took you away from me
You hit it off instantly
I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me
I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
Push against his fashion sense
I've thought about what he looks like nude
I'm not gay, though
Philza Minecraft: Yo man is that May, she just makes me want to: "Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
When I was a kid on VoIP
I thought when I get older
I'd marry her, I told her
Now I'm 26, and I work in an office
Nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest
If I could change a single thing
I'd make it me and not him
He's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch chat
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
And even though he's got social skills
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
Anyway, make the most of him
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole (woo!)
Yeah, I've met Jared (of course, I've met Jared)
The one who took you away from me
You hit it off instantly
I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me
I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
Push against his fashion sense
I've thought about what he looks like nude
I'm not gay, though"
When I was a kid on VoIP
I thought when I get older
I'd marry her, I told her
Now I'm 26, and I work in an office
Nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest
If I could change a single thing
I'd make it me and not him
He's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch chat
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
And even though he's got social skills
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
Anyway, make the most of him
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole (woo!)
Yeah, I've met Jared (of course, I've met Jared)
The one who took you away from me
You hit it off instantly
I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me
I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
Push against his fashion sense
I've thought about what he looks like nude
I'm not gay, though"
by NovoHwak24 April 8, 2021
Get the Maymug. by nworbc May 23, 2023
Get the May 23rd - Sticky Daymug. 
by barflesnorp June 9, 2019
Get the may 16 2000mug. A poodle and human mix that was given a special ability to play guitar well, he is Queen's guitarist and has written many hit songs such as We will rock you.
Person 1: What's your opinion about Brian May?
Person 2: He sucks, even I can play better than him
Person 1: So you have chosen death.
Person 2: He sucks, even I can play better than him
Person 1: So you have chosen death.
by asdfafadgdagdasfgasdfga May 21, 2021
Get the Brian Maymug. A person born on this day is absolutely amazing, cool and beautiful inside out :) Go wish them a happy birthday!! <3
Person 1: Hey did you know Person 3 was born on May 2nd? No wonder why he's so cool!
Person 2: No way!
Person 2: No way!
by bea <3 August 9, 2022
Get the May 2ndmug. Only valid on 4th of may*
Send this definition to a person you feel comfortable with and send each other one nude each, then forget it all happened. You will both be happy and that's all that matters.
Send this definition to a person you feel comfortable with and send each other one nude each, then forget it all happened. You will both be happy and that's all that matters.
May 4-Boy : Yo it's National Nudes Day *sends screenshot of this definition*
Girl : Ite here you go *sends nude*
Girl : Ite here you go *sends nude*
by Zdxfsdv May 4, 2022
Get the May 4mug.