King Moment

The equivalent of "down bad," someone who is depressingly horny.

Kalon: That girl's picture got me acting up, almost smash my school's PC.
Joseph: Ohhh, King Moment.

by Yours truly, McChad January 15, 2021

FART MOMENT

A "fart moment" is when one human farts and the other farts therefore creating a "fart moment"
Example

Person 1:(Farts)
Person 2: I gotchu bro (Farts)

Person one:"lets make a fart moment"
Person two:"Okay"

by BritishChockin March 21, 2021

chalkboard moment

Getting called up to the chalkboard or whiteboard with an erection and having your whole class see

Tom: man im so embarrassed i had a chalkboard moment earlier.

Eric: yeah i noticed and so did the rest of the class.

by Sir_derps_alot September 5, 2016

P-Moment

A moment when you are totally oblivious to what is going on around you

A moment of complete ditziness

Trying to say something knowledgeable in a situation and making a complete fool out of yourself without recognizing it but everyone else notices

We will have to get back to you when the next P-Moment occurs

by missp August 10, 2014

Dawg moment

A much rarer occurrence than a "bruh moment." A "dawg moment," is a moment in which you can't help but to just exclaim, "Dawg."
Often used before a moment of great excellence or an overwhelming attack from the person who has expelled the words from their mouth.

Satan: "I have come to literally destroy the earth. Everything you know, have know, or would ever have known will be gone and you all will be dead along with everything on this planet."
Kid: "Dawg"
Kid: *Jumps onto Satan's chest and proceeds to tear out his heart*
Kid: *Proceeds to ingest Satan's heart and spit the blood onto his face*
Satan: "How could this be?"
Kid: "I have the power of the Dawg moment."
Satan: *fucking dies*

by dickbread February 27, 2019

that moment when you die

when something scary or funny happens

wow I just had that moment when you die when a lion opened my car door

by palsmawielder2 May 20, 2018

U.P moment

when a muslim gets lynched for supposedly carrying beef, and because it happens alot in U.P (Uttar Pradesh, a state in Northern India)

Person 1: Yo I heard yet another lynch mob killed a muslim for "carrying beef"
Person 2: U.P moment

by isseML June 14, 2021