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Slut Cake

1. A 14 year-old or younger that has sex with her 3rd cousin.

And Or

2. An exceedingly large female with the values of a trucker.

3. Someone who contracts "The Clap" on a school bus.
God Man, Did you see that slut cake jessica hanging off her boyfriend, and rubbing his nipples in class?

slut cake? man, shes a damn slut desert parlor!
by Hamster&DaWombat November 28, 2007
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Gorgia-Slut

chris: omg did you hear about jess?
dave: what being a gorgia-slut?
chris: yeah, shes a proper ellie
by gravediggingwhore November 15, 2013
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Schrodinger's Slut

Someone who is both "easy" and everyone has hooked up with but is also so ugly or nerdy no one would hook up with.

Often found in group settings such as highschool or summercamp. Whether or not Schrodinger's slut is actually promiscuous or not is irrelevant.
Jenny is in marching band. The entire wrestling team claims to have slept with her but none would ever admit to going out with her or ask her on a date. Jenny would be considered Schrodinger's slut.
by Cowtocracy December 9, 2020
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Comfort slut

A person who quickly acclimates to new people and environments. Particularly in new relationships he or she may make themselves at home in a partners life almost immediately
That comfort slut brought a pillow a toothbrush and a French press over on our first date
by Zorrocat June 16, 2015
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Rut slut

When a bro hasn't gotten new pussy in a long time so he stoops to an old slam piece. That chick is a rut slut.
Charley couldn't get that new strange so he hit up his old rut slut Becky so he could bust a nut.
by Ron mexico May 25, 2014
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Foghit Slut

she/he will trade any sexual favors ect. for a hit off someones meth stem/fog.
hey @##@ ill suck ur cock,if i can just play the flute and hit your fogged meth pipe......cus im ur main foghit slut!
by smoker909 September 14, 2012
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Slut-wanker

The worst word you can say about a girl you hate. Cunt is totally overruled by this saying. It emphasizes she is not only a slut, but she is also a wanker. Which is just funny to say.

Also, bitchy blondes who think that they're good at track and soccer when they aren't. They also think they're hot shit, but really, they're air-headed nitwits. Cameron Diaz wanna-bes.
Oh, did you see that girl Sara? She's totes a slut-wanker.
by upsidedownchoking December 2, 2009
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