Keegan C. Ball is a specialist in the art of the griddy. Keegan was born somewhere on a day in a year between now and then and he has take this time to perfect his art and will continue to do so till his last breath. Keegan C. Ball is truly a man of the future and is working to make the world a better place every day with his alpha male attitude that he uses on the daily to sweep the competitive field of big 2. Keegan C. Ball is also known for losing money in the recent 2024 super bowl but he did in fact get the Gatorade colour correct. What a legend.
by MrMeseek April 7, 2024
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Get the Jesus Hernandez Cmug. by Adujasty343 July 10, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>C@.A.o0|0o.A.@.C.<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Mike: You just fractured your tailbone, why are you still going to the competition?
Steve: A. B. C. D. E. F.
Mike: …I see.
Steve: A. B. C. D. E. F.
Mike: …I see.
by Frederick Yeo November 16, 2023
Get the A. B. C. D. E. F.mug. C-Penn is a sub-breed of human native to Eastern Virginia. They are known for their libido and superior work ethic although they have “down” days when overworked . Favorite slogan is “you can’t hit a home run everyday” , no fear of heights and no respect for authority. You wouldn’t have to give them directions to your mothers house, chances are they have already been there. Follows every question they ask with “Ain’t it?”
Girl: What is that man doing hanging off the side of that building!?!
Boy: Oh, that’s C-Penn, he’s working on the sign, he gives zero fucks.
Girl: Wow, he really is the number one stunner, huh?
Boy: Oh, that’s C-Penn, he’s working on the sign, he gives zero fucks.
Girl: Wow, he really is the number one stunner, huh?
by Signman25 August 9, 2021
Get the C-Pennmug. 
