If Facebook lizards see little or no value in you then they will delete your friend request. When you try to talk to them in person they run away from you like scared little lizards. They are rude, cold blooded reptiles who size you up as if you are an insect.
She is such a Facebook Lizard! I want to tell her that I am not an insect and ask her if she is a lizard.
by non-reptilian September 23, 2017
Get the Facebook Lizardmug. Having hard evidence of an awesome night plastered on Facebook but not being allowed to have it removed because you put yourself up there on show!
Facebook shame: Dancing to YMCA on the LA dance floor on a Saturday night... Because it's my birthday! proper shame good times no regrets
by Lawyered Bitch March 28, 2015
Get the facebook shamemug. A facebook profile or group that hasn't been used in so like it has the chilling effect of a graveyard, scaring many facebookees to their core. Usually produced when someone makes a group or profile, thinking it's a good idea, but loses interest quickly.
by The Fishy Chicken August 7, 2011
Get the Facebook Graveyardmug. by Bitteroldwife October 16, 2015
Get the facebook crazymug. A "FaceBook" is a code word for saying someone is a Fake Bitch when having conversations in the presence of the person or in a public setting and you want to remain professional.
by Escobar95 March 26, 2022
Get the FaceBookmug. Geek: Do you realize how the Facebook algorithm is like a milestone in the post-truth era?
Joe: Look nerd, you need to realize that Facebook is like super important to find hot single girls, and if I can watch all my news on there, that just saves my time for more important things, like getting laid.
Joe: Look nerd, you need to realize that Facebook is like super important to find hot single girls, and if I can watch all my news on there, that just saves my time for more important things, like getting laid.
by Data abiding citizen November 23, 2016
Get the facebook algorithmmug. Where you are calling in to work that day (faking illness) to do something else & you have so many coworkers as facebook friends that you pretend to be "Facebook sick" the night before so it looks good the go MIA from Facebook till you go back to work
Facebook update: " ***** not feeling so good think I might be coming down with something :(
text to friend "don't worry we are still on tomorrow had to be Facebook sick for work tho"
text to friend "don't worry we are still on tomorrow had to be Facebook sick for work tho"
by janielletin October 3, 2014
Get the Facebook sickmug.