Penis Monkey Lover

someone who is "gay" and loves tiny penises with so much hair, you can not see the penis.

Wow did you see Jack the other day. He is such a Penis Monkey lover.

by Penis's June 20, 2011

Weed monkey

(N.) A black person who happens to smoke weed.

Jamal is a weed monkey. He's been blazing that shit all day long.

by CelticsFan69 July 5, 2016

Cock Monkey Bastard

1. term used to express to someone you think they play with themselves more than a cock monkey. (phallocentric)
2.n.person who constantly pisses you off and spends all their spare time wacking it like its going out of style.
You can also use CMB for short.

1. You're a cock monkey bastard!
2. That guy's such a fucken cock monkey bastard. I should beat his ass.

by ClaytonMoore March 12, 2003

ginger monkey

an inquisitive, red-headed creature known to roam the land in search of a stressful situation in which he/she can cry about.

Look at Gould... he's such a ginger monkey

by Urban Legend June 17, 2008

Mud monkey

A nickname given to army cadets by Air cadets because they are often found rolling around in the mud

Unfortunately we will be joined by Mud monkeys on our next camp, cadets.

by poshboi April 10, 2015

monkey buns

adj. Having a butt so red, it reminds one of a monkey or babboon.

After little Timmy was spanked for stealing, he had monkey buns.

by Nikuru July 20, 2008

Monkeyed up!

When your messing with something and trying to fix it then get over your head so bad a team of monkeys can’t even help you. When this happens, you’re all Monkeyed up!

I went to my neighnor to try and fix a belt that came off my van, but didn’t realize how fukkin monkeyed up it was!

I called Comcast to fix my internet that went out and when the bastards were done it was all Monkeyed up!

by TempleofJews August 3, 2018