go play on the freeway

an insulting way of telling someone to go away, along the lines of get lost, & hoping the person in question gets hurt.

"that's the fifth time you've asked me that today. why don't you do us all a favor & go play on the freeway?"

by bigbutt98 September 2, 2009

Going Martha Coakley

Failing in a situation when you have everything set up for you to succeed; requires an enormous amount of incompetence and stupidity. A legitimate epic fail; something that only happens to a complete moron. Refers to the 2010 Massachusetts senate race where Martha Coakley ran one of the worst campaigns and saw an almost default Democratic seat lost to a Republican.

Person 1: How did we lose to the JV team?! We're on the Varsity! We should have won by 50!

Person 2: Dude, I know. I was worried we might become an example of Going Martha Coakley.

Person 1: God, I feel like such a failure. We had everything we needed to win.

by Pat the Bat January 19, 2010

Go Buy A Drink

To Go Buy A Drink means to stop cockblocking, essentially leaving your friend and the girl alone. It is expected that you will do this without being told, but it is often the case that your friend will say "go buy a drink", at which point you must vacate the premises.

Guy talking to girl: Hey, I really like your outfit today!
Guy's Friend: Yeah it looks nice
Girl: Aww thanks!
Guy to friend: Hey man, can you go buy a drink or something?

Example 2
Guy: Hey man, I'm going to go talk to that cute girl over there.
Friend: Alright I'll go buy a drink

by antlerskettering October 21, 2009

go fly a kite

A nice way to say go fuck yourself.

Cracked out Joe: Nice neon shoes.
Bob: Go fly a kite!

by Daniel K. July 9, 2006

Let's go champ!

The favorite 3 words of Logan Paul's mentally challenged black uncle.

Logan: Hey, is that a dead guy hanging from the tree
Sharon Triggs: Let's go champ!

by adequate.quality October 16, 2019

Let's Fucking Go!

A rallying cry used before prolonged substance abuse.

'It's the weekend!' Jean exclaimed, 'Let's Fucking Go!" he howled before engaging in prolonged, egregious substance abuse.

by lyricalenthusiast June 11, 2014

go fuck yourself

When someone tells you to go fuck yourself, they are encouraging you to shove your penis up your own asshole by bending it backwards. Or, if you're a female, to grab the nearest phallic object(s) and penetrate your orifices repeatedly. The connotation is that you'll probably enjoy it and will stop annoying everyone.

Broke Ass: "Hey man, can I have one of your beers out of the fridge?"

Working Man: "Go fuck yourself."

by Sled Dog Fucker January 26, 2011