Facebook attorney

Someone who thinks they went to Harvard. Also known as a liar liar pants on fire

Shaun king is a Facebook attorney

by Donut was right October 9, 2020

Facebook Marketing

you can see this sentence overly used on yungstarbeam's comment section in instagram

yungstarbeam : *posted a cat meowing in agony*

the whole comment section : "facebook marketing"

by terry styles November 15, 2022

Facebook

The go-to place for Karen's to share minion memes, political opinions, and complain about COVID-19.

I deleted Facebook and you should too.

by NastyHousewife December 3, 2021

Chronic Facebook Liker

A sincerely lonely individual that roams Facebook for any and all posts that need to be liked!!! Watch out cause tricky bastards get you every time!!!!

You have a major case of chronic Facebook liker.

by Schrades January 25, 2015

Facebook Probation

When Facebook punishes you by placing sanction(s) on your account to restrict what you can do instead of just putting you in Facebook Jail.

"Why didn't you comment on my post bro"

"I can't. I'm on Facebook Probation and can't comment on any posts until Monday"

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 12, 2022

facebook

a page that 40 year old moms rule

facebook

by I'm in the next door :) May 1, 2022

Facebook Fauxlosopher

A 'Facebook Fauxlosopher' is someone who scours the internet in search of 'inspirational quotes, song lyrics, words of wisdom or in fact, anything that is more intelligent and creative than what they can come up with.

They will then use these in there Facebook status updates (often under the guise that they have created them) in an attempt to appear intelligent and deep. Typically used by young girls and guys trying to get into young girls panties.

Typical examples of a 'Facebook Fauxlosopher' trying to seem deep and intelligent...

"Sometimes I've gotta close my eyes just to open up my soul"
"Honesty may be the best policy but insanity is the best defence..."
“It is never too late to be what you might have been.”

by Gypo_bmx January 9, 2013