Stop trying to finish my sentences! You don't know what I'm going to stay you dumb motherfucker! Hahahahahahaha!!!
Hym "Facebook need to stop guessing what I'm going to say. It's an insult. You can eat a bag of spiders? See!? I bet you thought I was going to say 'baby dicks' didn't you? Stupid fucking bitch. I am in the process of being pulled forward into time by novelty! You cannot predict chaos!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
by Hym Iam April 25, 2022
person1: hey have you played Facebook
person2: no but ill try it!
person1: ok
one week later after playing Facebook
person1: where is he?
person2: no but ill try it!
person1: ok
one week later after playing Facebook
person1: where is he?
by IS THAT REAL February 08, 2021
When you're stubborn and block someone on facebook. You have a petty fall out for no reason, and they either block you or unfriend you.
Mixture of stubborness and blocking
Mixture of stubborness and blocking
Bob:'I've got a question to ask you, why aren't we friends on facebook?
Lee: It's called the facebook stock, yes the 'stock'.
Lee: It's called the facebook stock, yes the 'stock'.
by Hellohelloguys May 24, 2017
When you eye roll so hard it forces blood flow into your brain causing an immediate headache and intense feeling of disdain for the human race.
Upon viewing photos of Kyra’s latest beach resort trip after being told she can’t afford food for her children, Frida promptly eye rolled and experienced a Facebook migraine that required an exorcism.
by Truthgenie April 29, 2023
When a person promotes information found solely on Facebook and other social media sites, rather than facts.
That's Facebook Deep. Your Facebook Deep
by Doll123 September 06, 2020
Someone who only posts every little detail about their lives and only reads responses to their own postings.
I thought Jane would see the post about meeting up for lunch.
Na, she's so facebook-centric if you don't post to her directly she'll never bother to see it.
Na, she's so facebook-centric if you don't post to her directly she'll never bother to see it.
by Sewbrmom August 01, 2010