Double D, also known as DD is the Designated Driver, or person who can't drink because he has to drive their shit-faced friends home. Often times the Double D shift is rotated amongst a group of friends or a group of friends finds a person desperate for friendship to be the double d.
by Tony3559 April 2, 2008
Get the double d mug.A specific type of of irony. When someone bluffs a bluff, if the person who originally bluffed falls for the second bluff it is a double bluff.
When someone makes a sarcastic remark, if you make your own sarcastic remark believable enough to get the person to think you didn't pick up on the sarcasm. It is a double bluff:
"Hey Steve, that fish shirt your wearing is pretty sweet. You should wear it everyday."
"Thanks Tage, I know. I love it and I am tempted to wear it everyday."
"No Steve, that shirt sucks. I was just kidding."
"Obviously, DOUBLE BLUFF"
If a bunch of college guys pull a prank on some girls by staging a fake robbery in a house and the house actually gets robbed while they are joking about it being robbed. It would be a double bluff.
"Hey Steve, that fish shirt your wearing is pretty sweet. You should wear it everyday."
"Thanks Tage, I know. I love it and I am tempted to wear it everyday."
"No Steve, that shirt sucks. I was just kidding."
"Obviously, DOUBLE BLUFF"
If a bunch of college guys pull a prank on some girls by staging a fake robbery in a house and the house actually gets robbed while they are joking about it being robbed. It would be a double bluff.
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When you have skipped a shit one day, so that when you poo the following day, it is a double dump.
Furthermore, the first Portion stinks more as it has festered inside you for some time.
Furthermore, the first Portion stinks more as it has festered inside you for some time.
Hey Lachlan, I'm gonna be late back from lunch!
Why is that, Falvey?
Oh, I have to have a double dump.
You will be a while, make sure you spray!
Why is that, Falvey?
Oh, I have to have a double dump.
You will be a while, make sure you spray!
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(About a male boss): "I love his take-charge attitude!"
(About a female boss): "She's such a bitch! She's probably on her period."
(About a man who has sex): "What an awesome stud/legend/boss he is!"
(About a woman who has sex): "What a disgusting slut/whore/skank she is!"
(About a male boss): "I love his take-charge attitude!"
(About a female boss): "She's such a bitch! She's probably on her period."
(About a man who has sex): "What an awesome stud/legend/boss he is!"
(About a woman who has sex): "What a disgusting slut/whore/skank she is!"
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Get the double standard mug.My best friend is famous for double dipping, and now all the guys in her old favorite frat think she's a slut because she'd wake up in a different room in their house every morning. Uh oh!
by frindle1992 July 30, 2011
Get the double dipping mug.When your partner is on all fours being rammed from behind, and you scoop up their wrists, levering their arms out behind like a double, backwards nazi salute, resulting in a head-slam to the pillow.
by captain fishfingers May 22, 2012
Get the Double reverse Hitler mug.Bending someone over a price, or a deal but twice in a row
Usually a phrase used by cheap customers, usually of the Radio/Ham type.
Usually a phrase used by cheap customers, usually of the Radio/Ham type.
Customer: "That part was $10 cheaper last year!"
Sales Person: "This is the new version, with new added features and add-ons"
Customer: ""Don't Double Dick me!"
Sales Person: "This is the new version, with new added features and add-ons"
Customer: ""Don't Double Dick me!"
by THEtemporalwar December 23, 2009
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