cat lady

A person who is obssesed with cats.

Oh you are a such cat lady

by Frick a creeper November 8, 2019

timmy cat

the best cat ever acts like a dog and drives you crazy yet is so cute you always want a cat like this.

your cat is a timmy cat

by grace kirby November 26, 2019

Cat consumer

A cat consumer is a person who despite having a multitude of choices cannot make up their mind. It can relate to an abundance of clothes / food etc.
Opposite to dog consumer

A: What should I wear to the party? I have nothing fancy enough!
B: You're such a cat consumer! You have at least three dresses that match the occasion!

by EVcrazy December 18, 2019

Knife Cat

A meme in which an edited and or photo-shopped face of a smug looking cat on a black-grey feline body. A human hand is holding a knife, and is pointing it at the cat. This is an unusual "meme", but is well-known.

"Knife Cat" is my favorite meme.

by ˏˋ°•sharky*➷ October 3, 2019

Cat poker

A person that goes to school but before they get there, they poke a cat

She is a little cat poker, best be scared of her!

by Emilkykirksop May 26, 2018

tootsie cat

A big black cat that kills birds for sport and pisses off all the crotchety old people in the trailer park.

Did you see that dead bird? I think tootsie cat is outside again. Ready for

by Hot red March 26, 2017

cats milk

The sexual act of jizzing in your hand and letting your female counterpart lick it up just like a little kitten.

I thought she looked thirsty after that suicide squeeze so I gave her the cats milk!

by d4rks1d3 March 30, 2017