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one up the bum, no harm done

A failed 2011 slogan created for Marie Stopes International by comedy music band The Midnight Beast, promoted with a catchy music video. 'One up the bum and it's no harm done, one up the bum and you won't be a mum."

Not reliable advice as there is a risk of "splash conception" (where semen is spilled into the vagina from the anus) and the risk of a sexually transmitted infection is as high or substantially higher compared to any other sexual act.

Enjoy your AIDS.
"One up the fanny and your mum's a granny" so instead you try kinky bum sex, hoping to avoid pregnancy?

The "one up the bum, no harm done" assumption is not a good idea. Where do you think lawyers come from?
by bitchuck September 5, 2024
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Bum Alley

Bum Alley was Mad Classy before they became Mad Classy.

Mad Classy was not a music genre. Mad Classy was not a music venue.

Who were Mad Classy?

Sharkweek, Chango & JE

Where?
at Barcelona bar in Austin Texas back in 2008-2018 every single Sunday night.

The coolest people in Austin at the time could all be found there Sunday nights.

Mad classy took a hole in the wall venue that no one cared about and turned it into THE PLACE to be If you were a producer or artist here for SXSW.

Everyone who got to be a part of that will never forget it. It was something g really special.

Thank you Sharkweek, Chango and JE!
(Aka: Shane Cook, Jason Balle and Justin Emerson) and of course Garrett and Stahl!
Check out our first Flyer. “Why does it say Bum Alley?” Because that’s what we were going to go by and we were going to call the event Mad Classy. Mad Classy is the one that stuck.

What are you girls doing tonight?

“Mad Classy of course! Because it’s better then sex” What? Wdym? Is Mad Classy a place? “No. But you should come and just see for yourself. It’s at Barcelona on 6th and Brazos every Sunday night

Skrillex walked into Barcelona during SXSW hoping Mad Classy would let him play.

Hey, where you going? “I’m going to hang out with Mad Classy and Parson. They are at the Dumpster Rave climbing trees
by WhipperSnapper August 11, 2022
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bum-scuffer

a person that looks like a bum and/or bums off other people.
dude can you buy my lunch?
- No you bum-scuffer! buy it yourself.
by t-mackle December 9, 2010
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bum growling

The act of releasing a mighty maelstrom from ones anus directly after performing a Canadian pancake. If performed incorrectly everyone dies.
Dude I performed a Canadian Pancake on like 6 women last night, the bum growling was lit af bro.
by Juiceboxgames October 10, 2017
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Bum

Shimish0M
"Why you got to be a bum"
by Shimish June 17, 2025
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Bum Bum Be Dum Bum Bum Bu Dum Dum

Rihanna: Bum Bum Be Dum Bum Bum Bu Dum Dum
by anonymous February 3, 2023
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Pokey bum wank

I had the best pokey bum wank ever but my fingers really smell after
by Pauls Logic November 2, 2020
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