Da Vinci´s last brush

When you´re sitting on a toilette, detaching poop which is too long to slide away, and it´s falling straight ahead,

12 o´clock, giving your balls a disgusting touch.

„Oh look ! Shaquille O’Neal uses some of his Da Vinci´s last brush to cover his little sons pimpels."

by Benschaminbensch April 28, 2018

S L A P

Sounds Like A Plan

Can we bump the appointment to 8AM instead of 7?
"S L A P"

by oneEnergizerBunny December 13, 2015

S and S

Salt and Sriracha

This pasta is bland. It needs some S and S.

by Dave the Heretic October 10, 2017

Throwing up 4’s

Throwing up 4s means ur in luv wit Angel

They’re throwing up 4’s I knew they loved Angel.

by User83747999 September 24, 2022

S

A vegan leader from mars , who love to eat plants so much thus the vegans agreed to send her so much vegan snacks (they should arrive at any second) , she is also so gorgeous and funny

She lead the Martian army to victory, becoming the most leader in the history of the universe to win battles, which is fucking impressive but not as impressive as her smile, we wish you a great great birthday (your vegan family- vegan thrive chat)

S we love you

by Bayanessa September 9, 2020

Patchenskia S

Ugly stupid so ugly like she look like a roach damn she so ugly omg she ugly like dang u so ugly like i never knew God makes em like tht she could smd not like tht but i still love uuu thio thts ugly gng

Patchenskia S is gay

by dtbchriss August 4, 2022

Tiger Stripe(s)

The act of shitting in ones hands with the intent to smear feces over another persons body in a downward stroke creating "tiger stripes" on another.

Chad: I fucking hate that dude so much... watch me give him some "Tiger Stripe(s)".

*proceeds to shit in hand, walks over to "Bernarnd" and wipes his hand down Bernard's chest*

Bernard: WHAT THE FUCK DUDE!

Chad: I just gave you Tiger Stripes bud, be happy!
Bernard: Ok, cool...thanks Chad!
Chad: You are welcome bud, anytime!

by NoMoreSafeSpaces August 23, 2019