Noun: A rotted out piece of overpriced shit version of the iconic, 38' Cigarette Top Gun, that no man or women in their right mind would take ownership of. Typically owned by aging, fatass, balding men whilst sporting piece of fuck Konrad drives . Some hidden attributes include dead fish, sea weed, old smelly water, rotten wood, chicken wings, shitty beer cans, and broken random cabin pieces. A certain self praised, attention seeking ego must be obtained to own this gem. See also: Moistress.
by FoffTim October 16, 2017
Someone who is assertive about where you will be eating together on a date based on their prior and extensive research on Yelp.com
“How was your date with Brian last night?”
“Ugh he’s such a Yelp Top, had the whole night planned and wouldn’t stop talking about the ‘tips’”
“Ugh he’s such a Yelp Top, had the whole night planned and wouldn’t stop talking about the ‘tips’”
by QUILLCAT April 11, 2022
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the act of pouring ihop syrup on a homie's dick and giving them a blowjob (not to be confused with an ihop footjob)
by aphxea May 31, 2024
by aphxea January 10, 2024
"...and i'm telling you, there is a freaking top side. You got it? Like, what is the top of a box called? The top side!"
by -Gabe- September 09, 2015
by itsDingbat November 24, 2020