A pathological lying, manipulative, piece of shit. Abuses women physically. Deals and uses crack/cocaine. Will use anyone and everyone to get what he wants. Overinflated ego because his older brother is a cop. Thinks he's a "G". Is correct because the "G" stands for goof. Cheated on his ex-girlfriend for years and wondered why she left him.
by Goof Patrol June 13, 2017
Get the Ryan J. Nowlinmug. a boy who is disliked for being and asshole.
He can sometimes appear smart but once you get to know him he is really a small eyed stupid dog.
He can sometimes appear smart but once you get to know him he is really a small eyed stupid dog.
by stupiddog666 October 29, 2018
Get the ryanmug. Ryan is a bsf their she is always must and her hair is always f*cked up she smell horrible she looks like a dog like !roof roof!
Person 1:she so ugly and musty
Person 2: her name must be Ryan
Person 1:she so ugly and musty
Person 2: her name must be Ryan
Ryan is very ugly
by SwayGodess June 10, 2019
Get the Ryanmug. Always adorned with the most luscious brown eyes and devilishly handsome smile, Ryan Metcalf is a man like no other. You'd be blessed to be graced by the presence of such an astonishing man. His outlandish personality is only topped with a heaping scoop of love so tender it could melt the coldest of hearts. He proudly displays his intellect and profound moral code while showing fierce loyalty, and always putting the needs of others above his own. To say he is a once in a lifetime man is an understatement, there could never and will never be a man as beautiful as kind, as loving, and as perfect as Ryan Metcalf.
by Metpricefield November 23, 2021
Get the Ryan Metcalfmug. (male)Ryan is a guy who can be a real sweetheart, he’s outrageously funny, and he’ll make you laugh even when something has gone seriously wrong. Ryan is usually the type of person that will prank you, about something serious. He could possibly bail on you for other things that he may think are more important. But, if he truly likes you, he will take his chances. A Ryan makes a really good boyfriend, who you will learn to trust, and it’ll take some time for him to really learn who you are, but he makes an amazing boyfriend.
by DunderMifflin1251 July 9, 2018
Get the Ryanmug. ryan is a very caring and lazy person and could be asshole but cares for people who care for him, also has a big ass that most girls are jealous of once you become best friends with him you cant stop being around him
a person who looks decent ^^ in black but better in purple also who you would definitely want to be around and he makes you happy
he does not know to cook but he will be always there for u even though he might be busy watching hentai
he loves burping in your ears and he definitely does not play league of legends
i love you forever ryannnnn
a person who looks decent ^^ in black but better in purple also who you would definitely want to be around and he makes you happy
he does not know to cook but he will be always there for u even though he might be busy watching hentai
he loves burping in your ears and he definitely does not play league of legends
i love you forever ryannnnn
by yumjyum November 8, 2020
Get the ryanmug. A huge faggot who likes Star Wars and marvel movies more than pussy
Can’t get anything but dick but yeah, that’s ryan
Can’t get anything but dick but yeah, that’s ryan
by Jingleballs69 April 22, 2022
Get the Ryanmug.