angry birds

I used to jerk off to angry birds. When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn't stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking. I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.

i jork it to angry birds

KILL YOUR SELF NOW!!!!

by imsofuckinggaybro May 10, 2024

taxi bird

Woman you would get at end of nite just to get home as you no money left .usually the ugliest bird there is

I'm skint need to get a taxi bird to get home

by singer61 May 16, 2018

Plantes bird

A bad ass bitch that you don't want to fuck with

She was a real plantes bird at that party last week...

by Kate minden March 21, 2017

The Whirly Bird

When an individual will cry, piss, shit, fart, and cum at the same time.

Ya Griffin was broken up with and he just about "whirly birded" himself
Griffin did "The Whirly Bird" after being broken up with

by DBLmusic January 30, 2023

liquid bird

A bird of darkness, enemy of light.

The liquid bird didn't want anyone's lights on.

by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021

Men's Birds

Something that is revered by homosexual men world wide. Although it is not avian by nature. Rather it's the grotesque obsession with a man's penis. In Filipino culture, bird is colloquial term for male genitalia.

"I really love men's birds"
- Nick Knox

by Hondasexual January 8, 2024

Bird

Sweet Dee from "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia."

Like when Dee makes a mistake, her friends tell her to shut up because she's a bird.

by papa con June 16, 2020