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Jeanpaul and Hidde sandwich

A state of bliss that some christian theologians have theorized may be obtained after living an exemplary life in heaven and dying a second death there. Considered to be the ultimate reunification with God as well, such an event if it were ever to occur would result in the holy trinity becoming the holy quarterly.
"How was it to see your wife again after all these years trapped in a cave, desperately longing for nothing but to see her sweet face once again?"
(Crying) "Oh I can't find the words to describe it... oh wait yes I can: it was a Jeanpaul and Hidde sandwich!"
by Not Tarik Barri November 23, 2021
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Tuna Sandwich

When someone eats out an individual with female reproductive organs that have not been washed in a long time, and it smells like tuna.
Taeler has a tuna cooch and loves eating tuna sandwiches
by GonorrhoeaGobbler June 21, 2023
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Him Sandwich

A pet name used to describe someone you are dating on the side.
I’m going to see Him Sandwich.
Are you texting Him Sandwich?
by maplefreakingsyrup March 17, 2022
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cucumbers and ketchup sandwich

A motel treat! You ever stay somewhere that when you ask for the wifi password they give you a cigarette burn? You ever look upon the paint peeling ceiling has you hear the new hour renters banging the walls in and ask yourself - how did I end up here? That’s the time for a gourmet cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! It’s exactly what it sounds like. No more. No less. Is that mold on the bread? Who cares! They have cucumber and ketchup sandwiches!
“This motel is like the best motel that you can go to! It is literally the best place in the world. I even got a cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! I GOT A REAL CUCUMBERS AND KETCHUP SANDWICH! That's insane! And I used the bathroom! A REAL BATHROOM!“ -Poutine Man, Yelp, November 2020 Kenvin’s Motel St. Petersburg
by TheBeanJuicer November 1, 2023
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Club Sandwich

When two fat people begin to 69 in your local gay bar
Did you hear about that Club Sandwich last Saturday?
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sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!

Only used in the direst of situations, when an extremely rude person is relentlessly insulting you. It is both a powerful offense and defense.
Tommy:'Did you hear what Sarah told Bob? She told him to sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!'
Jessica:'What happened to him?'
Tommy:'His eyes rolled back in his head, his blood fizzed and boiled, and his spine slid out of his anus!'
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Porcelain Sandwich

Leaving a massive shit between the toilet seat lid and the toilet seat itself.
Oh for fuck sake, someone's left a porcelain sandwich for the fifth time this week!
by SubwayShitter November 13, 2025
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