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Watery potato

A very nice potato

YUH
I like watery POTATOS yUh
by Potato yuh July 10, 2021
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Baked potato

Insert a frozen stick of butter in a chicks ass then as it melts use the liquid butter as lube. Best used in the doggy position.
Girl, I'm about to give you the baked potato.
by Smoke shack confessional July 11, 2021
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Sweet potato pic

A sweet potato pic is a photo of a man usually in pants tight enough to where you can see his buldge.
"here's that sweet potato pic of Ben"
"OUEAGH why would you make me see that again?!"
by Pailpusher July 13, 2021
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dirty potato bomb

A dirty potato bomb is wile you are have sex in doggy style you take a potato and insert into the woman's anal way. You leave the potato in tell you cum then u pull out the potato from her anal way. The potato should be covered in poop. And as u walk out the door you turn and as had as you can you through the potato at her as u wisle the sound of a bomb dropping.
Found out my girl cheated and i hit her with a dirty potato bomb
by Fart42069 July 22, 2021
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Status Potato

Status Potato is a caring guy who is nice, handsome short tempered, determined, good willed, kind, adventurous, homely, down-to-earth, doesn't talk to you he just talks to your lil dude AND MOST IMPORTANTLY IS ALWAYS CHECKING THE STATUS ON HIS POTATO.
Man 1: Status what is the status on your potato???
Status Potato: It is very safe because I care about my potato and I am always checking the status on it
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Status Potato

An amazing guy whos smart, caring, overstanding, intelligent, wont talk to you he'll just talk to your little dude BUT MOST OF ALL HE WILL ALWAYS TELL U THE STATUS ON HIS POTATO
man 1: hey status you re so kind and caring can you please tell me the status on your potato
status potato: normally i wud but im sorry i cant tell you i can only tell your lil dude
later
his lil dude: what is the status on the potato, status?
status potato: the status is good because i am caring for it and always checkingt he status on the potato.
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Sweet-potato-sauce

Sweet-potato-sauce is an exclamation similar to 'cool', 'awesome' and 'sweet'. It is used mainly because of its superior syllable construction. It often seems insufficient to simply say 'sweet!' when you find something pleasing. However, 'Sweet-potato-sauce' has, at 5, the perfect number of syllables. You might laugh, but it is the best way of expressing you contentment.
Person1: Hey, were you able to finish the summer reading?
Person2: Yeah, I finished the whole thing!
Person1: Sweet-potato-sauce!
by The Alabaster Library July 30, 2021
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