fake john sweeney

Real Irish Nibba with them dank ass timbs

Wow look at that Fake John Sweeney, He fly as fuck

by twitch.tv/loltyler1 November 30, 2016

Big Boy John

The biggest stud known to man. He's gets every bitch and hoe and calls them his Big Booty Bitches. There's no girl that would ever turn down Big Boy John. He's also the nicest guy ever, he'd take a bullet for you and send it right back at whoever sent it. If you ever see Big Boy John, you'll know that it's him. He's 6 foot 1 inches and has a 9 inch dick. Ladies want to be with him, guys wanna be him.

Big Boy John is the biggest stud ever

A)Do you know, Big Boy John?
B) Know him, I want to be him.

by Insane_Tomato December 10, 2016

john henry iron

When two or more people gather around a dick and take turns giving single blows, like rail road workers taking turns driving a spike.

Thet kicked me out of the family reunion for trying to organize a John Henry Iron.

by Ferd Berfal November 6, 2019

Elton John’s surprise

Cumming in your hand and slapping a random stranger in the face

I gave Ben an Elton John’s Surprise yesterday

by JoJo’s Dictionary November 3, 2021

Officer John Falcone

- a hero; police officer killed in the line of duty; a 44 year old police officer for the city of poughkeepsie police department who was killed in the line of duty. On February 19,2011 John responded to a shots fired call...upon arrival he found out a man had shot his wife dead, shot himself in the chest and was now holding his three year old child while waving a gun. The police got the child but then the man tried to run. while pursuing the suspect, John was shot in the head by the suspect. the suspect, Lee Welch, then committed suicide with a shot to the head. John was an 18 year veteran with the police department, that afternoon....he made the ultimate sacrifice.

Guy: "Did you hear about the police officer killed?"

other person: "Officer John Falcone, He is a Hero."

person 3: "Agreed, he sacrificed his life so the three year old could live."

person 4: "Gone too soon."

by R.I.P#22 March 8, 2011

John-kyle definition

a deminsion where donuts are used as hockey soccer balls.

I am so John-kyle definition today

by John has a big owie December 21, 2018

John D. Branon

A fictional character in the original Star Wars movie, who fought for the ARR, and was shot down in the Battle of Yavin. His call sign was Red Four.

Person 1: Who was Red 4 in Star Wars?
Person 2: His name was John D. Branon.

by SavagePanda845 July 7, 2018