don't dip your bush onto the company dink

This phrase advises female workers not to hook up with their male colleagues (especially the doofus ones). Office romances cause nothing but drama, heartache, and embarrassment for all involved (including onlookers).

It is women's version of "Don't dip your pen in the company ink," which is often pronounced by obnoxious dude bros.

Female #1: "Oooh, Mikey got transferred to our department. He is so hot."

Female #2: That guy?! Hells no! Girl, don't dip your bush onto the company dink."

by macinlor September 7, 2016

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banzai bush

a bush of pubes above your penis that a japanese banzai attacker could hide in.

Example:

tracy: i was gonna blow him, but he totally had a banzai bush. i was scared for my life

by kxng booter August 20, 2016

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Bush

to trick or fake out

Michael: my dog got hit by a car
Angelo: no way! are you bushing me?
Michael: no I'm being serious:(

by dankestofmemes June 24, 2016

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bush

A hairy vagina that relates to a bush

Dude did you see her bush?

by Hhh June 20, 2016

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Bush Baby

It's when a male is laying on his back masturbaitng and orgasms, then the jiz semen cum sperm lands in his bush. Therefor what can make a baby is in a bush

"Yo mom get in here and help I got some bush baby"

by Jamaleo June 12, 2016

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