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Bears in the dark

A sexual game where two or more partners go to opposite ends of a house and try to find each other with all the lights off and making as little noise as possible.
Sorry I can't work late tonight. Charles, Jason, Harrison, Zachary and I are all playing bears in the dark

-Ben
by Sick gang September 14, 2017
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Bear Hair

When a girls pubicare is severly clumpy and tall, aswell as having cum, sweat and other substances all mixed
"Did you know Dayna has 'bear hair' its really gross!"
by themixerupper September 25, 2017
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Papa Bearing

Applying to gentlemen who are about 28 + ... When you're in the middle of some sensual loving but you ain't had your deek warmed in a few months, maybe even years so your nuts are wrinkly and full of natures calcium and you accidentally drown yo' gal. Sort of like over bearing, but because these nuts have more fine lines than a Coke party it's "Papa Bearing"
"Yo keeesha, that dude was so papa bearing me last night, I nearly drowned gurl"
by Blockedcheesepls October 3, 2017
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Bear Hands

Used in sentences when mad af.

People will mock you if you use it in a way by making it a joke, (see below).

Or maybe you think about bear hands. Like actuall bear hands. I'm not here to define that though.
Kunt: I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY BEAR HANDS ASSY!

Assy: Woah buddy, you mean with your bear hands, or with actuall bear hands?

Kunt: FUCK OFF PRICK!
by I'm going to rape myself October 16, 2017
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Bear Trap Crystal

A bear trap crystal is a crystal that If you melt a bear trap and put it in a crystal shaped form with melted glass and a bit of bear fur and then cool it of wola its a bear trap crystal
-You dude i was on vecation and i found a bear trap crystal in a cave
by Mr unknown 12304 October 20, 2017
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interracial bears

When two overweight males of different races engage in sexual intercourse. They are both typically extremely hairy.
Did you watch that interracial bears video on pornhub?
by NotSimply March 21, 2017
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fetching the bear

When one gay man kneels behind a large hairy gay man(see Bear), and reaches up through the Bear's legs and pulls his penis and testicles back betwixt his legs. With the Bear's pee pee facing backward the kneeling man begins to stroke him to completion. Hence Fetching the Bear.
Guy one: I bet Lou loves fetching the bear.

Guy two: I'm not sure his man's pencil dick will bend that far without snapping.
Guy one: I've seen him!
by Dumpster Dick March 24, 2017
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