The acceleration of typing speed but deceleration of the accuracy in the words , content and context while texting due to thumbs fatigue although thought flows are exponentially high. Also known as FBST syndrome.
I was texting this girl come over to my room but instead I got hit with Fast Brain Slow Thumb syndrome and wrote “Come Over my hoes” so I blew my chances.
by Sassy Sheesh November 24, 2021
Get the Fast Brain Slow Thumb Syndromemug. by MonkÌ June 8, 2021
Get the Brain Seshmug. TL:DR - The need of a penis to be present to feel competent and valid.
A condition where individuals have been infected by patriarchal norms and truly believe that biological males and the gender binary will magically resolve all your personal and familial problems. Key symptomology are gender based microaggressions that often lead to the minimization of your personal struggles and hardships.
A condition where individuals have been infected by patriarchal norms and truly believe that biological males and the gender binary will magically resolve all your personal and familial problems. Key symptomology are gender based microaggressions that often lead to the minimization of your personal struggles and hardships.
TL:DR - "Brenda, check you Dangly Wang of the Brain! Your daughter doesn't need any man to be a great Momma!"
Brenda told her daughter that, "all will be ok because she will be able to find a man to help her raise her boys." Brenda suffers from 'Dangly Wang of the Brain' as she can not comprehend the importance of stability, consistency, and unconditional love and acceptance as a key contributors to the healthy development of children and that the "Dangly Wang" between a mans legs is not an indicator of good parenting.
Brenda told her daughter that, "all will be ok because she will be able to find a man to help her raise her boys." Brenda suffers from 'Dangly Wang of the Brain' as she can not comprehend the importance of stability, consistency, and unconditional love and acceptance as a key contributors to the healthy development of children and that the "Dangly Wang" between a mans legs is not an indicator of good parenting.
by MyUncleBrady February 3, 2022
Get the Dangly Wang of the Brainmug. The annoying psychological intrusion of trying to admire or fantasise over a hottie - yet you know her boyfriend and so cant stop thinking that his man bits are regularly over her - thus peenitrating into your day dream!
*Damn she's hot dude! imagine getting...........
- yeh but you know she goes out with Hulio...
*Aww what, not him... brain peenitration!!!!!!! yuk.
- yeh but you know she goes out with Hulio...
*Aww what, not him... brain peenitration!!!!!!! yuk.
by horse fight May 4, 2010
Get the Brain peenitrationmug. A term used to describe someone who typically tries to turn any slight disagreement, conversation, argument, etc. into a full blown debate session. Often to the point of coming off as a pretentious dork and an asshole.
“Dude, everyone likes Coke over Pepsi. It’s just better.”
“You are using a bandwagon fallacy.”
“Holy debate brain.”
“You are using a bandwagon fallacy.”
“Holy debate brain.”
by r7949393727274 June 6, 2025
Get the Debate Brainmug. by Regina de Coeli September 4, 2011
Get the Brain Tunermug. When a person is immersed in abstraction for so long that they forget to look up and smell the roses.
Common symptoms: excessive future-oriented thinking, trying to quantify everything, attempting to replace one's inner emotional life with opinions on current events
Common symptoms: excessive future-oriented thinking, trying to quantify everything, attempting to replace one's inner emotional life with opinions on current events
Daniel: Lately, my sleep quality has been averaging about 79%. I think it's all the stress from the crypto crash.
Melissa: Have you ever considered you may be suffering from spreadsheet brain?
Melissa: Have you ever considered you may be suffering from spreadsheet brain?
by vdw17 April 14, 2023
Get the spreadsheet brainmug.