National New Friends Day

national holiday celebrating making new friends

me: hey, it's october 19th!
person: what's that?
me: national new friends day!

by nathannnnn829 October 18, 2020

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National Dick Punch Day

On April 7th, when all girls get their asses slapped by horny guys, you can punch them in the dick! This was holiday was created specifically so girls wouldn't feel harassed ever April 7th.

Sharron:Oh fuck Stacy. Aaron just slapped my ass.

Stacey: Go punch his dick! It's national Dick Punch Day!

by Aaronfrommeangirls April 7, 2017

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National Chick-Fil-A Day

On June 1st or June 2nd (if June 1st is a Sunday) everyone will enjoy Chick-Fil-A with friends and post it on their social media to show support for gay rights.

Bob: Today is June 1st.

Jill: And...
Bob: It's National Chick-Fil-A Day
Jill: Oh shit, I need to go eat some Chick-Fil-A and post it on my social media to show support for the gays.

by Shredward6969 June 1, 2023

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National Ass Clapping Week

June 15-22 . A week when women with junk in the trunk post pictures and videos of their asses while twerking.

Genesis: Did you know it's National Ass Clapping Week?
Tyashia: OMG! I need to post tons of videos and send pictures of myself twerking in a thong (especially to @occuul on ig)!

by ilovewock444 June 14, 2023

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National hug Sophia day

Every day :) Joe please hug me!!!

Joe: it’s National hug Sophia day! Guess I better hug my girlfriend!
Sophia: heck yeah!!

by Soaptime March 1, 2023

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National PAWG Appreciation Day

On January 21st men that love PAWGs (phat ass white girls) show their appreciation for the entire day.

"Yo did you know tomorrow is national PAWG appreciation day?" "No I didn't what's that? " "On January 21st men have to show their appreciation to gods gift named PAWGs"

by Vradex January 21, 2023

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