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man-girlfriend

A male friend who is a surrogate replacement of a girlfriend or spouse in a heterosexual way. MGs are in near constant communication and may talk more than an actual girlfriend or spouse. Similar to a wingman but with more responsibility, a man-girlfriend will do anything that is typically done by a girlfriend (other than sex). Seth and Evan, in the cult classic Superbad, were man-girlfriends.
“My man-girlfriend hasn’t called me today and I’m starting to get a little worried.”

“Dude, have you talked to Brady lately? What the hell is his problem? His man-girlfriend is out of town and he’s going into withdrawal.”
by the_kaiser January 14, 2008
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muffin man

A man that performs oral sex on a woman.
Susie seems to be glowing more than usual today. She must have been visited by the muffin man.
by itsjussme February 28, 2004
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main man

"see him there thats my main man"
by Tab August 17, 2004
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The Man Formula

The universally accepted method of objectively rating a woman's attractiveness. It was first realized in the summer of 2010 and has now become almost a household term.

The equation has three variables: U, L, and F, representing Upper body, Lower body, and Face respectively. Each variable is given a value from 0 to 10 judging on the attractive features of the woman in question.

The equation for determining a woman's rating of visual attractiveness (or RVA) is

RVA = ULsin(9F)

This formula works for any woman (try it!)
Damn dude, you see that girl? What do you think?

Hell naw, you see that face? That's a 0 on the Man Formula for sure. Don't mess with that.
by TeaCake55 May 4, 2011
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Man Lover

A male who likes other men in a sexual way. IE. Gay
by Jason January 28, 2003
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Hollow Man

A unique way of drinking a beer;

1. pull your shirt up and over your head so your entire head and face are covered.

2. put beer to lips

3. tilt head back and drink, the beer will pass through the shirt and into your mouth.
That guy just did the hollow man, that was the coolest way i have ever seen someone drink a beer
by hollwman August 30, 2010
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Meat Man

A door-to-door salesman, peddling frozen steaks, seafood and chicken, from a dilapidated non-refrigerated freezer in the back of a broken down pick-up truck. The quintessential meat man is quick witted, fast talking and slicker than slippery elm and lanolin. He is revered by shit breathers and considered a GOD in trailer parks, section eight housing complexes and suburban blighted communities throughout the United States.
Shit breather: "Yo, Meat Man! Why am dem T-bones black?
Dey look like dey been de-thawed and shit!'

Russ: "No, no, no. It's... um... Aged Angus! Yeah, that's it!

Aged Kentucky Black Angus!"
by Russ and Gus June 1, 2011
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