Bear trap

A bear trap is a specific kind of trap who targets straight macho men to turn them into the gay archetype of a bear.

Lydia's single now. Her man got caught snagged by a bear trap.

by zimugen April 27, 2017

Poke the right bears

Business folks say this to 1) imply they can do favors, affect change, etc. and 2) sound macho.

Especially common among grown-up douchebro yuppie types.

Hydrogen fuel cells aren't a development priority this quarter? Let me see if I can poke the right bears to get this done.

by unicodebandito May 9, 2017

phoo-bear

A very cuddly creature that gives all its attention to you!

My pet acts like a Phoo-Bear.

by TheCheernast10 May 14, 2017

grizzly bear grinding

Sexual abuse

grizzly bear grinding - i grizzly bear grinded that bitch

by YUNG BANDZ September 4, 2017

bear moon

How gay men describe the bare ass of a heterosexual man

Dude he had the best bear moon. Totally wanted to smash it

by Aliasdove September 5, 2017

gloves for pooh bear

A condom for male genetalia.

Ron got some gloves for Pooh Bear before putting it in his lady.

by Redefining Awesome September 12, 2017

rummy bears

gummy bears soaked in alcohol, mostly liquor, preferably rum

wow these rummy bears are really strong. i feel like i just took a shot!

by zacharyH September 14, 2017