Your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired

If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.

For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."

Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!

by LordJenal December 17, 2023

Dry Fire About

To do a specific action aka Dry fire a firearm about what ever problem occurs

Idk man have you tried dry fire about it.

by Ar10jeebus June 11, 2024

fire alarm sex

Pumping to the rhythm of a fire alarm.

We had rockin’ fire alarm sex when the school was burning down.

by Daddydurabledildo January 1, 2024

A Log Just Hit the Fire Door

The sudden onset of the need to shit urgently.

Damn, A log just hit the fire door, I'll be right back.

by ipat8 February 16, 2024

african fire frog

when austin shram shits himself and it leaks out of his chair.

Omg did you just see him African Fire Frog in the movies?

by Johnny Qeir February 25, 2022

Ice and fire daughter for hire

When your boss pisses you off you fuck his daughter with icy hot on her assholeAnd hot sauce in her pussy and Cum on his toothbrush.

Dude my boss fired me.

Damn bro did you ice and fire Daughter for hire her?

Fuck yeah I did!

by Bddb June 20, 2020

fire code

Your friends excuse for not inviting you to a party.

Yo! Thanks for the sick ass invite to your house.

We maxed our house in people. We would have breached fire code.

by Barnknaskldfnjkgergtrhtrwrthgt May 30, 2017