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eat a xan

When you are about to consume one or more 2mg Xanax tablets.
Boy im boutta eat a xan and make an exam what the fuck is up!!!
mugGet the eat a xanmug.

bachelor eating

A man who has been single so long that he has forgotten how to eat normally in front of a woman. The eating style resembles much like a cave man would eat and creates a large mess. On some occasions the eating is so quick and intense he grunts and forgets to use utensils/plates.
Girl: "Why aren't you eating?"
Man: "I'm too afraid of bachelor eating in front of you."
by Lil241 June 11, 2018
mugGet the bachelor eatingmug.

Bitch eating crackers

A bitch eating crackers is someone (male or female(but usually female)) who no matter what they do like eating crackers pisses you off. Usually has a low IQ or intelligence. Other versions of the phrase include Bitch eating chicken.
Person 1: Hey what's that girl's name over there?
Person 2: doesn't matter bro, you don't want that. She's a dumb bitch eating crackers
by CaptainVinno May 13, 2023
mugGet the Bitch eating crackersmug.

eating ass in the bag

to fuck up in a major way!! and be real sad about it afterward

consists of overthinking, crying, and lots of self-pity/ hatred
UGH fuck dude, I accidentally messed up my hookup. I'm seriously eating ass in the bag.

My boyfriend broke up with me last fall because I kissed another boy at a party. I was really eating ass in the bag back then.
by secisfun January 26, 2021
mugGet the eating ass in the bagmug.

Beat em and eat em

What you do during oral sex
Those two are going to beat em and eat em
by pablowisdom January 6, 2017
mugGet the Beat em and eat emmug.

molecular meat eating marsupial

an female who aggressively performs oral sex on any and every man while pregnant
ellen is quite a molecular meat eating marsupial
by ruhi yazid May 23, 2008
mugGet the molecular meat eating marsupialmug.

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