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Portland Bear Trap

When an individual, presumably female, streaks in a riot or mostly peaceful protest and a law enforcement officer shoots them in the genitals with bear mace.
Last night at the protest, that cop gave Becky a Portland Bear Trap when she was showing bean to the crowd.
by JoNathan 89 February 16, 2021
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Bear paw

A vagina that's twice as wide as a camel toe and moose knuckle combined. Yuck!!!
Oh my god look at the size of that bear paw! That's nasty bro!
by Giovanni 27 March 17, 2016
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stuffed bear

When Your Parents are divorced and dont bother interacting with you as a child and think a stuffed bear will change your life jokes on you it did if they didnt give you that piece of cotton you would probbably be unstable it helped you cope when your mom hit you, you talked to it for hours, you hugged it going to sleep, you treated it like the friend you never had and it treated you like a wonderfull friend and when the screaming gets bad you just hug your bear and everything becomes better some may say its stupid but to you it holds significance its even more important than the person who told you its stupid
person 1: he sleeps with his stuffed bear?
person 2: it keeps him from falling apart
by Emotionally Unavailable October 21, 2025
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bear punching

punching a large gay man in the ass at your friend's bachelor party
I lost a paw bear punching at Dave's bachelor party.
by alchosulz June 20, 2011
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print wheel bearing

a common mistake that is autocorrected by your computer when trying to write "front wheel bearings"
it's time consuming packing those print wheel bearings
by JDandGP October 11, 2011
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deaddy bear

the stuffed animals left at the scene of a fatal car wreck in the hood, or along country roads.....
This morning, when I was driving through French Chester, I realized there must have been a fatal car wreck last night, as there were deaddy bears next to a freshly placed cross alongside the highway.
by laslo December 7, 2012
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Smokey the bear

The act of smothering an unwanted sexual advance by throwing dirt on the person and smacking them with a shovel
If Karen can't take a hint, I'm gonna have to smokey the bear her
by Cottlestonpie March 25, 2019
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