Urban Dictionary indulges individuals to be creative and build on changing definitions.
For some the temptation to brutalise and demoralise decent people is too much. Usually low skilled 20 some things who try to shove and push through, queue jumping making cheap gags and obviously starved of attention.
Urban Dictionary has so much potential but as often happens is over run by idiots.
For some the temptation to brutalise and demoralise decent people is too much. Usually low skilled 20 some things who try to shove and push through, queue jumping making cheap gags and obviously starved of attention.
Urban Dictionary has so much potential but as often happens is over run by idiots.
by Flame Opal Girl October 3, 2017
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. The website you are currently on, that has definitions for words, but most of the time the definitions given are very absurd, usually sexual, and can also make you very sad when you go look up a normal word like 'pineapple', and then someone tells you you're stupid. But, it can also be a fun ride as you look through the ridiculous things people have wrote for definitions.
Person: Well, I'm bored. I'm going to go onto Urban Dictionary and see some definitions people came up with.
Person: Alright, what word should I look up first? Oh! How about 'birthday'?
Urban Dictionary: "The day I came out of a vagina"
Person:.....Ok, I mean, that's not wrong. But, I was expecting the celebration of ones birth. Eh, lets try something else.
Person: How about 'chlorine'?
Urban Dictionary: "The cologne of summer"
Person:.....Again, that isn't technically wrong. But....ah, forget it.
Person: Oh, I got one! How about 'pineapple'? I should get a simple definition for that.
Urban Dictionary: A word Urban Dictionary makes me feel bad for looking up its definition"
Person:.....Wait, what? What do they mean by that?
Person: *Scrolls down to the second definition for 'pineapple'*
Urban Dictionary: "Why the shit would you want to search up the definition of pineapple. It's a god damn fruit and there is no definition for pineapple. If you're reading this, you're retarded."
Person:..........Oh.
Person: Well, I don't know if I should be sad about being called retarded, or the fact that this person thinks 'pineapple' has no definition.
Person: Maybe another definition will cheer me up.
Person: I got it! How about, 'alphabet'? It's literally the alphabet. What kind of definition could someone make for it?
Urban Dictionary: "The act of using the alphabet to bring a woman considerable pleasure during cunnilingus."
Person:..........Why does our species exist?
Person: Alright, what word should I look up first? Oh! How about 'birthday'?
Urban Dictionary: "The day I came out of a vagina"
Person:.....Ok, I mean, that's not wrong. But, I was expecting the celebration of ones birth. Eh, lets try something else.
Person: How about 'chlorine'?
Urban Dictionary: "The cologne of summer"
Person:.....Again, that isn't technically wrong. But....ah, forget it.
Person: Oh, I got one! How about 'pineapple'? I should get a simple definition for that.
Urban Dictionary: A word Urban Dictionary makes me feel bad for looking up its definition"
Person:.....Wait, what? What do they mean by that?
Person: *Scrolls down to the second definition for 'pineapple'*
Urban Dictionary: "Why the shit would you want to search up the definition of pineapple. It's a god damn fruit and there is no definition for pineapple. If you're reading this, you're retarded."
Person:..........Oh.
Person: Well, I don't know if I should be sad about being called retarded, or the fact that this person thinks 'pineapple' has no definition.
Person: Maybe another definition will cheer me up.
Person: I got it! How about, 'alphabet'? It's literally the alphabet. What kind of definition could someone make for it?
Urban Dictionary: "The act of using the alphabet to bring a woman considerable pleasure during cunnilingus."
Person:..........Why does our species exist?
by The fish nish. April 22, 2019
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by a sad lover August 19, 2017
Get the URBAN DICTIONARYmug. Person 1: Urban dictionary can help you with words.
Person 2: Not always
Person 1: Oh yeah, your right
Person 2: Why does it have blue text?
Person 1: I dunno
Person 2: Not always
Person 1: Oh yeah, your right
Person 2: Why does it have blue text?
Person 1: I dunno
by A urban dictionary user August 9, 2021
Get the Urban dictionarymug. ....the site you happen to be using right now. Come on, you’re smarter than this. Go look up something else.
Person 1: I found the true definition of Morgz on the Urban Dictionary.
Person 2: What’s the definition?
Person 1: Just tap or click Morgz!
Person 2: ...are you ok?
Person 1: N o I ‘ m n o t
Person 2: What’s the definition?
Person 1: Just tap or click Morgz!
Person 2: ...are you ok?
Person 1: N o I ‘ m n o t
by El_stupido January 10, 2020
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. Saad: “Still want that eighth of tree”
John: “what do u mean tree dude??”
Saad: “go type in urban dictionary on google....retard”
John: “what do u mean tree dude??”
Saad: “go type in urban dictionary on google....retard”
by largeair July 13, 2020
Get the Urban dictionarymug. Person 1: "let's search up sex on the Urban Dictionary!"
Person 2: "no, it'll only say 'what type of creep are you, searching up sex on the Urban Dictionary!"
Person 2: "no, it'll only say 'what type of creep are you, searching up sex on the Urban Dictionary!"
by randomgirrrlllllll July 12, 2019
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