Alex J

Pretty decent guy. Can’t handle his spice and can only cook using recipe cards. Basically an ambulance driver. Full of surprises in the bedroom.

“Should I call 999 or an Alex J?”

by Betty1847 November 25, 2021

alex's kolo

A nightmare featuring a fat potato with his bum hanging out ready to squash you.

Kat: Have you seen alex's kolo lately?
Cat: Yeah, its a nightmare.

by James Hardtits June 1, 2018

Alex

The friend that will be your friend for nine years then just dump you like poop because they're a dung beetle. Also thinks that they're better than you because you have an android phone and they have an apple.

"Wow, you're being such an Alex right now."

by 5sospackets March 18, 2021

Dirty Alex and Hope

Dirty Alex and Hope are 2 Love birds who are dirty every night and Alex fucks hope till the point her pussy explodes,leaving a creamy mess all over alex's dick

2 Sex buds Dirty Alex and Hope

by Alex and Hope defs February 26, 2024

Alex Santiago

A karate kid who will steal your girl while playing fortnite

Girl1: whos Alex Santiago
Girl2: my dad....

by Adam is cooler January 31, 2019

Alex

A big boy potato who gets all the girls and guys

Wow he’s such an Alex look at all of those hoes lookin at him.

by DinoFish67 September 27, 2019

Alex

The definition of perfect!!!

“Ugh I love Alex”

“Who’s Alex?”
“The definition of perfect”

by Dylanluvsalex July 8, 2021