11 pm rule

past 11 pm people get horny, and say things over text they wouldnt wanna say
Whats the 11 pm rule?
"i get crazy horny over text"
by uhohuhoh1136 June 01, 2023
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MacGlutenary Rule

To be used when you have artificially stuck random facts together in an attempt to bluff someone into believing you know what you are talking about, but have been called out. Similar to calling a "Mulligan" in golf, one could use the "MacGlutenary Rule" to refrain from a discussion without further embarrassment.
Mary- "You are so full of shit, I don't believe a word you just said!"
Jonathan- "I'm calling the MacGlutenary Rule"
Mary- "More ridiculousness! There's no such rule!"
Jonathan, eager to save face- "Urban Dictionary, look it up!"
by Factsmith September 02, 2018
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4 day rule

The 4 day rule is in relation to the birthday dirty pint tradition that all Lads have. The dirty pint must be poured 4 days either side of the birthday in question.
Exceptions:
Your name begins with A.
You have a specific event booked for your birthday that falls outside of the 4 days.
You have an absurd addiction to red onions and Mayo.
Hey Wilson, you know you have to do a dirty pint next weekend?
No, the 4 day rule states that its outside if my birthday and so it is void.
*Wilson checks Official source of all Lad rules.
Oh schnap you're correct I am exempt from the 4 day rule and I must in fact have the dirtiest pint of all for attempting to weasel out of it.
by AJW of Laindon July 01, 2013
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Hendricks Rule

If you are born a man your body count resets everytime you take a shower
She said Iโ€™m not a virgin but itโ€™s Hendricks rule I took a shower 1 hour ago ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
by Jayde555 December 30, 2022
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Hendricks Rule

If you are born a man your body count resets everytime you take a shower
She said Iโ€™m not a virgin but itโ€™s Hendricks rule I took a shower 1 hour ago ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
by Jayde555 December 30, 2022
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Rules, ruLes, ruleS

Rules, ruLes, ruleS
Rules, ruLes, ruleS
by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 02, 2025
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